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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 18 March 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 432
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, my wife and I had a huge fight. I was getting ready to go to sleep on the couch when she came downstairs and grabbed a very large metal spoon. I'm afraid to go to sleep. FML

#18489765
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21856) - you deserved it (3702)

On 12/11/2011 at 10:33pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my wife and I had a huge fight. I was getting ready to go to sleep on the couch when she came downstairs and grabbed a very large metal spoon. I'm afraid to go to sleep. FML

#18489765
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21856) - you deserved it (3702)

On 12/11/2011 at 10:33pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out that all the everyday Spanish words and phrases my boyfriend has been teaching me have very vulgar meanings. I found this out after I said a few to our waitress. FML

#17705736
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22471) - you deserved it (5828)

On 09/09/2011 at 6:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, to save money, I bought some meat in bulk. When I got home, I was told that power to the neighborhood was out, and probably would be for days. Rather than let the meat rot, I barbecued it all and gave it away to my neighbors. The power came on while everyone was eating. FML

#17705192
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28887) - you deserved it (3873)

On 09/09/2011 at 5:17pm - misc - by SoCalStoopid (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was riding on the bus, when I felt a weird sensation on my hair. The person behind me was petting it. FML

#17182266
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30334) - you deserved it (2732)

On 07/19/2011 at 9:29pm - misc - by imnotacat (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I was riding on the bus, when I felt a weird sensation on my hair. The person behind me was petting it. FML

#17182266
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30334) - you deserved it (2732)

On 07/19/2011 at 9:29pm - misc - by imnotacat (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, on the bus, a delusional old man had an extremely long conversation with me, referring to me as "Leslie" and talking about "our childhood together". Not wanting to hurt his feelings I played along. At his stop he got up and grinned at me, saying "I'm kidding. I never knew a Leslie in my life. Nice rack." FML

#16860650
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38843) - you deserved it (15616)

On 06/26/2011 at 2:12am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, my husband and I got married. The only thing that is different so far is that he now thinks that it's okay to shit with the door open. FML

#16558190
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32711) - you deserved it (8000)

On 06/08/2011 at 2:55am - love - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my husband and I got married. The only thing that is different so far is that he now thinks that it's okay to shit with the door open. FML

#16558190
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32711) - you deserved it (8000)

On 06/08/2011 at 2:55am - love - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up needing to wee. I was at my boyfriend's and didn't want to wake him, so I sat on the edge of the toilet and peed as quietly as possible. I realised after that I'd sat too far over and had peed on the floor. There was no loo paper. FML

#16267774
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11458) - you deserved it (37452)

On 05/20/2011 at 3:05pm - misc - by lionhead14 (woman) - United Kingdom (London)



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