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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 30 April 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1111
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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steele95's favorite FMLs

Today, I was going down on a girl. When I looked up she was texting. FML

#29912
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (176508) - you deserved it (50653)

On 02/12/2009 at 2:45am - misc - by alhummel21 (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML

#12567
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (310775) - you deserved it (56398)

On 02/06/2009 at 10:55pm - misc - by hahahehehohohoo (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I needed to go to the toilet. Thinking that everyone had left work, I decided that, since I AM a Jedi, my penis ought to be my lightsaber. All of a sudden I hear a familiar voice: "At least someone is having fun!" It was my boss. FML

#523
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9274) - you deserved it (33006)

On 12/15/2008 at 10:58pm - work - by lopez - Sent from mobile version



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