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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 30 April 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (232040) - you deserved it (81185)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was going down on a girl. When I looked up she was texting. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (162237) - you deserved it (47412)

On 02/12/2009 at 2:45am - misc - by alhummel21 (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML

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197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (280233) - you deserved it (51828)

On 02/06/2009 at 10:55pm - misc - by hahahehehohohoo (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I need to go to the toilet. Thinking that everyone has left work, I decide that, since I AM a jedi, my penis ought to be my Light saber. All of a sudden I hear a familiar voice: “At least someone is having fun!” It was my boss. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7667) - you deserved it (28729)

On 12/15/2008 at 10:58pm - work - by lopez - Sent from mobile version



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