About starwind3438 : Just a guy who is addicted to this site. It's good entertainment while on the bus. I'm a laid back nice guy. I'm also mildly autistic so some of my posts may not make a whole lot of sense. Feel free to message me.
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Today, I slammed the car door on my head while I was getting in the car. If that wasn't bad enough, my boyfriend is convinced I now have a concussion and insists on waking me up every hour to make sure I'm still alive. FML
by MAC. / 08/04/2012 at 5:33am / Canada (Ontario) / Health
by alyssabree42 / 08/04/2012 at 2:56am / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 08/03/2012 at 10:52am / United States / Work
Today, I started my new job, and was introduced to my colleague. She seemed old and quite experienced, so I thought she was going to teach me. I was wrong. It turns out I'm a replacement for her daughter, who used to secretly do all of her work for her because she has no idea how to do it herself. FML
by Frustation / 07/30/2012 at 9:00am / United States / Work
by arw / 07/25/2012 at 2:10am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was in line at the pharmacy when the man in front of me asked if I wanted to see a picture of a turd that looked like an uncircumcised penis. Before I had time to answer, he showed me a picture of a turd that looked like an uncircumcised penis. FML
by Uncircumcised Penis / 07/24/2012 at 5:51am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
by Grrr / 07/20/2012 at 3:58am / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
by fuuuuuh / 07/20/2012 at 1:47am / United States (California) / Health
Today, I found out my late grandfather left me a significant amount of money in his will. I thought it was weird because he always acted like he hated me. When I got the envelope, there was $500,000 inside, all in Monopoly money. FML
by Rachel / 07/20/2012 at 1:13am / United States / Money
by Taylor / 07/15/2012 at 10:42am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I left my sunroof on my truck open for 5 minutes while I ran into the bank. When I came out a seagull had gotten into my truck. I managed to open the doors and get it out but not before it tore up a seat and pooped everywhere inside my truck. FML
by seagull hater / 07/09/2012 at 11:44am / United States (California) / Animals
by Toilettrash / 07/06/2012 at 6:51am / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 07/05/2012 at 9:38am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I'm going to court to give an eyewitness account of a robbery. Unfortunately, I had a wacky dream last night concerning the robbery, and no longer have any idea of what actually happened in real life. FML
by Dreamer / 07/03/2012 at 2:22am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by lala8940 / 06/28/2012 at 1:20am / United States / Animals
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…