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standtall159
  • Town/Country : USA
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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 18 August 1993 (19 years)
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Today, I took an incredibly painful dump. After I cleaned myself up, I got up and was about to flush, until I saw something moving around in one of the logs of poop. It looked like an earthworm. It wasn't there when I sat down. FML

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