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About stakewithspike : Errm. Hi.
Why can't life be like the movies? The good guys always win!! Cue skeptics referencing movies like se7en. Cue more skeptics arguing that Brad Pitt wasn't good after all. I've done all the arguing for you. Ugh who even reads this stuff. I guess I am taking to myself now. While I'm here, let me get it on record that Ezra Miller is a dream. That was pointless.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
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Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Tuesday 25 August 2015