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stairshurtz
  • Town/Country : Dixon, KY
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Saturday 20 August 1988 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 254
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About stairshurtz : BLAH so what idk stop reading this already becouse f u

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Today, I stood in line for one hour to get a new phone. It then took me 2 minutes to drop it and shatter the screen, and 2 seconds for the employee to look at, laugh, and tell me, "That Sucks." FML

I agree, your life sucks (9376) - you deserved it (17488)

On 11/16/2009 at 2:29am - misc - by bananaface (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was at work and my mother texted me. The text read, "You take a nice picture." To which I responded, "what picture?" I then got a reply saying, "The one on your speeding ticket showing you going 73 in a 55 mph zone. You are even smiling." FML

I agree, your life sucks (6082) - you deserved it (27481)

On 09/18/2009 at 7:28pm - misc - by asdfas (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, it is my boyfriend's and my one year anniversary. I bought him a Playstation 2. As soon as I gave it to him, he went straight to set it up without giving me anything. I said "What about me?" He walked over to me, gave me a kiss and said "I love it when you buy me things for no reason." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36340) - you deserved it (4666)

On 09/18/2009 at 7:27pm - love - by luvizwar (woman) - Australia (Queensland)