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stain33319
  • Town/Country : Ft lauderdale, United states
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 5 December 1975 (38 years)
  • Number of visits : 1136
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About stain33319 : 33 old mechanic/tattooist

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Today, I found out that if you don't clean the inside of your sonicare toothbrush, it can grow masses of fungus. I've been brushing my teeth with a vibrating mushroom for the past 5 months. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22936) - you deserved it (15223)

On 10/01/2009 at 5:57pm - misc - by mushroommouth (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. I was on their bed having sex with their daughter. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7232) - you deserved it (22410)

On 10/01/2009 at 10:06am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario) - moderated by Kevin Nealon

Today, my boyfriend called me and I told him about the AnimeCon I'm attending, and that I wanted to go as Sailor Mars, he told me he had no idea what that was. After being mad for about ten minutes, I realized that I wanted to break up with him over not knowing what Sailor Moon was. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9067) - you deserved it (73551)

On 06/22/2009 at 12:35am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)



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