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Today, I was nicknamed "Sandman." Not after the bad-ass Spider Man villain but rather because my personality is so boring it puts people to sleep. FML


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On 11/22/2012 at 2:25am - misc - by zzz - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, at my job as a lifeguard, the kids in the pool decided to start a new game. The game involved spreading out to different parts of the pool and pretending to be drowning at the same time. Whoever was "saved" first, won. FML


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On 06/04/2011 at 2:15am - work - by zain - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend found out I have OCD. When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other or I freak. After I brushed his face with the back of my hand he tackled me to the floor, held me down, and laughed at me while I panicked and tried to touch him with my other hand. FML


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On 10/07/2010 at 2:29am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I went out to eat with some friends. They picked a table that wasn't big enough for all of us. I had to sit in the booth behind them. Alone. FML


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On 04/10/2009 at 5:39pm - misc - by yum. - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found the family's pet hamster under my mattress, he's been missing for six months. FML


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On 01/27/2009 at 2:42pm - kids - by Noname - Ireland (Dublin)

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