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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 29 November 1997 (17 years)
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Today, my boyfriend decided it'd be funny to create a "place" on Facebook for my vagina. Now he "checks-in" every time we have sex. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51236) - you deserved it (9845)

On 08/02/2011 at 12:52am - intimacy - by INside (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I tried on the new dress I bought for myself. I, for once, thought I looked pretty all right. I asked my dog, "How do I look?" and she threw up on my pillow. My brother can't stop laughing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28241) - you deserved it (4586)

On 11/14/2010 at 4:42am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I had a job interview. When I got there, the lady interviewing me shook my hand and said, 'Hello, I'm gay.' I found this strange and I didn't know what to say, so I stated, 'Aw, it's OK, I support you.' She looked pretty offended, and I realized why when I found out that her name was Gaye. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34795) - you deserved it (16352)

On 11/04/2010 at 5:18am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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