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  • Birth Date : Sunday 19 October 1986 (28 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1466
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, a friend of mine was talking about how he'd spent over 30 hours on Call of Duty. I piped up and said "Oh yeah! Well I've spent well over 300 hours on Morrowind! Beat that!" To which he replied, "I've had sex. Beat that!" I couldn't. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23601) - you deserved it (64409)

On 08/10/2009 at 6:22pm - intimacy - by Morrowindwhore (man) - United Kingdom (Southampton)

Today, a friend of mine was talking about how he'd spent over 30 hours on Call of Duty. I piped up and said "Oh yeah! Well I've spent well over 300 hours on Morrowind! Beat that!" To which he replied, "I've had sex. Beat that!" I couldn't. FML

#4432884
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23601) - you deserved it (64409)

On 08/10/2009 at 6:22pm - intimacy - by Morrowindwhore (man) - United Kingdom (Southampton)

Today, I was interviewed by this TV crew who asked me what I thought of Rhode Island being voted for the second most neurotic state. I thought they said that Rhode Island was the second most erotic state. I commented. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38833) - you deserved it (12234)

On 07/16/2009 at 12:22am - misc - by newsgirl (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)



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