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Today, I found out that two kids were able to, without much effort, convince my 16-year-old daughter that her friend's house was used to smuggle out Jews during WWII. His house was built in 2007. We also live in America. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26684) - you deserved it (3288)

On 08/21/2012 at 4:21am - kids - by Jessica (woman) - United States

Today, after my boyfriend and I had gotten frisky last night, I found a note on the front door of my building that read, "Dear girl in apartment 3D, from now on please close the blinds all the way or lose 30 pounds. Either would be acceptable." FML


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On 08/10/2012 at 1:29am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Europe

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