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ssfalk
  • Town/Country : Sewickley, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 3 May 1997 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 61
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About ssfalk : I love snowboarding and FML

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Today, I was watching some pretty intense porn on my Macbook. I unplugged the second monitor so I could lie on my bed. Instead of defaulting to the screen, Airplay somehow synced it to the living room TV, where the rest of my family was watching a movie. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13663) - you deserved it (32193)

On 09/01/2012 at 7:14pm - intimacy - by WhyAppleWhy (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was playing with my vibrator. I was getting close when all of a sudden it short-circuited and made a sound like a laughing clown, scaring me half to death. FML

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On 08/30/2012 at 10:45pm - intimacy - by Geckosrock99 (woman) - United States (California)

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Today, my boyfriend texted me, saying, "I'm running a bath. Wanna come over and learn about water displacement?" I excitedly drove over, thinking he wanted to have some fun. No, he really did want to teach me about water displacement. FML

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On 08/29/2012 at 12:38pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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