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by Anonymous / 03/22/2012 at 1:13am / United States (Washington) / Work
by J Rush / 03/21/2012 at 7:46am / United Kingdom (Powys) / Health
Today, I was on the train ride home from a trip to Florida, and I gave my mom a call. While we talked, I made an offhand comment that all my friends back home must miss me. She knowingly asked if I meant my Sims and my cat. FML
by lyla / 03/20/2012 at 3:15pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by noneedtostress / 03/17/2012 at 11:52am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
by dhbeaver / 03/17/2012 at 9:04am / United States (Virginia) / Money
Today, I decided to finally try out the veggie slicer I bought a few months ago to make healthy homemade potato chips. Along with the sliced potatoes, I am now missing about a quarter inch chunk of skin from the side of my hand and quite a bit of blood. At least the chips were good. FML
by missgayle319 / 03/15/2012 at 3:53am / United States (Texas) / Health
Today, my mother and I went to a meeting at my school about a camping trip the students in my grade will be going on. When the time to ask questions came, my mother raised her hand and loudly asked, "What if my child is on their period during the trip?" FML
by Bebefer / 03/15/2012 at 3:49am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Samantha / 03/13/2012 at 1:59pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
Today, at work at a gas station kiosk, a man requested a carton of cigarettes. We keep our cigarettes on a high shelf. I'm short and very large chested so I have to jump in order to reach the carton. He said, "I only come here for the entertainment" and left without purchasing his cigarettes. FML
by aprilmay91 / 03/11/2012 at 8:38am / United States / Work
by Anonymous / 03/10/2012 at 2:23am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by KrazyKill / 03/09/2012 at 2:04pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
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