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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 November 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 272
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About srichandra10 : I'm a kind of guy who likes being super cool, date a lot of girls. I like to have a lot fun, I actually want to become famous Lol

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Today, I found out that when I text my boyfriend, he isn't the one to read them. Instead, he pays his friend to "keep the bitch busy." FML

#20813368
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I agree, your life sucks (63951) - you deserved it (6753)

On 07/31/2013 at 12:49pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was in the shower, oblivious to the outside world, when four police officers who had apparently been banging at my door, entered by force. They were doing a bust on a weed farm and got the wrong house. FML

#20811532
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I agree, your life sucks (56590) - you deserved it (3473)

On 07/30/2013 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, my mom threw my tampons in the garbage and said that from now on, I'll be buying pads instead. Turns out she read a scare story going around by email that all the local teens are soaking their tampons in alcohol and inserting them anally to secretly get drunk. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31994) - you deserved it (2020)

On 08/13/2012 at 3:25pm - misc - by jannister (woman) - Germany (Thuringen)



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