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by Anonymous / 04/07/2011 at 11:15am / United States (Georgia) / Love
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I would be ecstatic if he hadn't stuck the ring on his balls and asked for a blow-job. He even confessed that the original plan was to stick it on his penis but it was too small. FML
by Angel1000168 / 03/27/2011 at 4:37am / Australia / Intimacy
by ewww / 03/25/2011 at 1:31pm / United States / Intimacy
by Kim / 03/22/2011 at 2:30pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Work
Today, I was driving home at night, and got into an accident. Someone had left a toilet in the middle of the road. I hit it. The toilet's fine, but my car now has a toilet-shaped dent in the front. FML
by jballer / 03/22/2011 at 1:10pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Transportation
by fffmmll / 03/21/2011 at 12:58pm / United Kingdom (Derbyshire) / Intimacy
by anti-drugs / 03/21/2011 at 6:57am / United Kingdom / Health
by radiationkillz / 03/21/2011 at 12:25am / United States (Texas) / Health
by thisblows / 03/16/2011 at 12:50pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
Today, it was the début of the high school musical I was in. When two others and I sang the word "Hell", my mother yelled at us for using that language, while the musical was still going, and dragged me off stage. FML
by Anonymous / 03/12/2011 at 12:14am / United States (Missouri) / Kids
by dumped / 03/10/2011 at 4:42pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by failed / 02/23/2011 at 5:06am / Switzerland (Vaud) / Intimacy
Today, I was driving with my mother. The ride was 2 hours long. For the first hour, she talked about how uncomfortable sex is the first time. For the second, she talked about how I should take accordion lessons. FML
by bitchasaurusrex / 02/15/2011 at 4:24pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
- 1Today, it's been six months since my husband and I have miscarried our daughter who we named Hana… 2Today, I discovered, after years of being grounded for losing my belongings, that I didn't actually… 3Today, eight tornados hit the town where I live. The only person who tried to get a hold of me and…