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by growlr / 07/20/2011 at 5:17am / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy
by Bill Harrison / 07/19/2011 at 11:19am / United States / Work
by Username / 07/05/2011 at 10:54pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/02/2011 at 12:46am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Transportation
Today, my son's homework was to write a story about what he wants to be when he grows up. He wrote that he plans on being unemployed and living at home until we throw him out, then he'll live under a bridge. He's only 12, but already planning for a future as an unemployed bum. FML
by Seriously / 06/15/2011 at 12:46pm / United States (New York) / Kids
Today, I went on a blind date at a fancy restaurant. My date was running a bit late, so I went ahead and got a table. I got bored, so I decided to ask my waiter how I looked. He stood there, then said that "it's against company policy to mock customers to their face." FML
by BurnedByAWaiter / 05/24/2011 at 9:59am / Miscellaneous
Today, I went over to a guy's house for dinner. He ended up getting really drunk and started crying, telling me that I reminded him of his dead ferret. Distraught, he tearfully showed me her ashes. FML
by SophieGray / 05/20/2011 at 7:33pm / United States (New York) / Animals
by Anonymous / 05/11/2011 at 1:34pm / United Kingdom (West Sussex) / Animals
by vaalcrawford / 05/11/2011 at 12:59am / Canada (Ontario) / Animals
by goinginsane / 05/06/2011 at 3:25am / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/26/2011 at 9:56am / United Kingdom (London) / Health
by Anonymous / 04/26/2011 at 8:03am / Israel / Miscellaneous
- Today, I’m in China, and I took my Golden Retriever to the groomer’s to get him cleaned up, because… Today, straight after we had sex, my boyfriend went to the bathroom. He stayed in there for a long… Today, I sprayed pepper spray on a guy who appeared to be following me. He was really cute, and was…