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Today, I was so baked out of my mind that I argued with my parakeet over who farted. I could be wrong, but I think I lost the argument. Worse still, my boyfriend had been standing in the doorway long enough to hear everything, even me farting. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7202) - you deserved it (34320)

On 04/04/2012 at 12:14pm - misc - by woohoo420 (woman) - United States (California)



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