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spookiie
  • Town/Country : D-Town, Canada
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Saturday 14 November 1992 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 379
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 36 posted

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Today, I found out that my boss plays a trick on all the interns. He calls you to his office, then leaves you waiting outside until you get annoyed and leave. Apparently, the old record was 45mins. I waited 4 hours. FML

#5276365
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36712) - you deserved it (7986)

On 09/15/2009 at 5:32pm - work - by stillwaiting (man) - United Kingdom (Cardiff)

Today, I was in the bathroom defecating when I felt something hanging there. I reached back with toilet paper and starting pulling it out inch by inch; 3 feet later I learned I had a tapeworm. Worst of all, no pharmacy has the med the doctor prescribed. I have to live with this thing until the med gets here. FML

#5276065
343 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54452) - you deserved it (3021)

On 09/15/2009 at 5:14pm - intimacy - by benander (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I got rejected for approximately the tenth credit card I've applied for, I called a bank to find out why. Apparently I took out a car loan in 2004 and bought a house in 2006. I was 13 in 2004. The credit report does not have any records of this. Thank you identity theft. FML

#5274091
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39379) - you deserved it (1539)

On 09/15/2009 at 3:24pm - money - by Lost (woman) - United States (New York)



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