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  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of visits : 34764
  • Number of comments : 417
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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today I was getting it on with mah boyfriend. I started to come screaming "Ah... ah... ah... AHH!" Tohich he added "Staying alive! Staying alive!" FML

#14608705
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30904) - you deserved it (19971) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 1:24am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

today I tried to see if you can kick yourself in the nuts!! You can!! mega FML

#8581671
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5978) - you deserved it (63387)

On 02/23/2010 at 4:28am - misc - by nutcracker (man) - Slovenia (Bohinj)

Today , I got banned from mah boyfriend's house for being an ( insurance liability . ) FML

#8423454
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18008) - you deserved it (3703)

On 02/18/2010 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

I found out the hard way that mah girlfriend lid about bieng on the pill four month ago . FML

#8366883
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31956) - you deserved it (7346)

On 02/17/2010 at 3:15am - health - by Daddy. (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today , I tried to was cat in te sower , conveniently naked myself. He disapproved , scratcing man-parts an nicking a vien. I just got back from te ospital wit a blood infection , swollen nuts , an an ole in buttere I ad to get a sot of antibiotics. FML

#5021908
269 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15453) - you deserved it (65910)

On 09/03/2009 at 3:55pm - health - by keeperstride (man) - United States (California)

Today, I posted a status update on Facebook about how much I liked the Season Finale of NBC's "Heroes" !! My hand slipped to the right and it cummed out as "I really love Herpes !! It's much better than everyone says it is" !! I didn't notice for few hours !! FML

#4774065
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21666) - you deserved it (39012)

On 08/24/2009 at 12:28am - misc - by NotThatKind (man) - United States (New York)

TODAY... I WAS AT A LOCAL CINESE RESTAURANT WIT TWO OF MY FRIENDS. WE WERE LAUGING YSTERICALLY WEN MY FRIEND TELLS ME TO STOP MAKING ER LAUG BECAUSE SE WAS GOING TO PUKE... NATURALLY I KEPT EGGING IT ON. SE PUKED ALL OVER TE TABLE AN I WAS LAUGING SO ARD TAT I PEED MY PANTS. FML

#4672894
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9820) - you deserved it (61730)

On 08/20/2009 at 1:30am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

TODAY... I WAS AT A LOCAL CINESE RESTAURANT WIT TWO OF MY FRIENDS. WE WERE LAUGING YSTERICALLY WEN MY FRIEND TELLS ME TO STOP MAKING ER LAUG BECAUSE SE WAS GOING TO PUKE... NATURALLY I KEPT EGGING IT ON. SE PUKED ALL OVER TE TABLE AN I WAS LAUGING SO ARD TAT I PEED MY PANTS. FML

#4672894
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9820) - you deserved it (61730)

On 08/20/2009 at 1:30am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

I found out my husband had bought my 1-year-old daughter a shirt that says "Birth Control Fail" in pink glittery letters. He even took her out in it while I was at work. FML

#4525246
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60031) - you deserved it (7170)

On 08/14/2009 at 12:57pm - kids - by ohgod (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, my cousin came over. I left my iPod on suffle in te room we were in as I left to go to te batroom. Wen I came back se was jamming out to "My Dick" by Mickey Avalon. looool Se won't stop singing it and er mom is coming over to pick er up in an our. Se's 4. FML

#4463161
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14189) - you deserved it (41976)

On 08/11/2009 at 11:34pm - kids - by SomeDJ (man) - United States (Arizona)

TODAY... AFTAR SALLING THAIR CAR... MY PARANTS DACIDD TO INFORM MA THAT MY CAR (THAT I PAID 4 MYSALF) IS NOW GOING TO BA THA "FAMILY CAR". THAY ALSO INFORMD MA THAT SINCA IT IS... AFTAR ALL... MY CAR... I'LL STILL HAVA TO PAY 4 THA GAS AND MAINTANANCA. FML

#4429159
344 comments

I agree, your life sucks (82715) - you deserved it (4231)

On 08/10/2009 at 3:05pm - misc - by thanksforthat (woman) - United States (Texas)

I FOUND OUT THAT NOT ONLY HAS MAH FATHER BEEN CHEATING ON MAH MOTHER WITH ANOTHER WOMAN, BUT THEY HAVE A CHILD TOGETHER WITH THE SAME NAME AS ME. FML

YESTERDAY, I WAS HAVING SEX WITH MAH HUSBAND. AS I WAS UNDRESSING, HE SAID, "ARR, I SPY ME SOME BOOTY!" I LET IT GO, I'M USD TO HIS EMBARASSING PIRATE TALK. BUT AS HE ORGASMD, HE SCREAMD, "I'VE FOUND THE BURIED TREASURE!" MY NEIGHBORS HEARD IN THE APARTMENT NEXT DOOR AND CALLD TO LET ME KNOW. FML

#4361327
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49820) - you deserved it (6449)

On 08/07/2009 at 1:39pm - intimacy - by piratequeen (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

for our one year anniversary, ma boyfriend decidd to make me a patcwork blanket . Te ting is, te patces were stains from bedseets from were te 'wet spot' was . He tougt it was romantic . FML

#3960027
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49687) - you deserved it (5430)

On 07/22/2009 at 7:35pm - love - by OneYearMistake. (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)



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