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Today, I went to my Calculus lecture, one of a class of 200 people. As I looked down I noticed that a guy a few rows in front of me was on Facebook. When I took a closer look, I noticed he was viewing my profile. He stalked the profile for a full 45 minutes. I have never met this guy in my life. FML
by Anonymous / 11/24/2010 at 5:00pm / Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador) / Love
by Anonymous / 11/13/2010 at 12:21am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
Today, my family and I were watching Mulan, and I mentioned that I've always had a crush on Shang. After going into detail about how I would "marry his sexy voice" I decided to look up this mystery dream man. To my surprise he was played by Donny Osmond. I will never live this down. FML
by hot4donny / 11/11/2010 at 9:40pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/07/2010 at 8:05pm / United States (California) / Money
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It was the first time in four months since our baby was born, that I could really enjoy it. After we finished up we walked into the livingroom, where my white faced brother was sitting. He said we left the baby monitor on. FML
by Anonymous / 11/02/2010 at 12:26pm / Canada (Alberta) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 10/29/2010 at 2:12am / United Kingdom (Surrey) / Love
by Anonymous / 10/21/2010 at 9:03pm / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/13/2010 at 11:28am / United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire) / Money
by Anonymous / 09/27/2010 at 11:07am / United States (Kentucky) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was asked to crawl through a sun roof because one of my co workers locked her keys in her car. After I got the keys, instead of opening the car door, I climbed back out through the sun roof. To laughter. FML
by Anonymous / 09/12/2010 at 8:10pm / United States (California) / Transportation
Today, my daughter and I went to the carnival and had our faces painted. When we returned home hours later, I realized I have a deep sunburn all around my face except for the skin under the paint in the shape of a gecko. FML
by lizardface / 08/23/2010 at 6:44pm / United States (California) / Health
by Anonymous / 02/27/2010 at 7:17am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/08/2009 at 7:10am / Norway (Rogaland) / Work
- Today, I found the list my wife made of the things she was going to give up for Lent. The first one… Today, my dad walked in on me jacking off. He swore and told me to lock my door next time. Later on… Today, I noticed how big my brother's package is. If it hadn't been for the fact that my family has…