splitsides

Search for a member

splitsides

0Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Thursday 21 June 1990 (26 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 6235
  • Number of comments : 101
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

This member hasn't filled in their description.

splitsides's page activity

Visits<b>tagallopes</b> - the 10/10/2014 at 9:53pm<b>pumpkinpii</b> - the 07/12/2014 at 3:44am<b>Mornai</b> - the 11/09/2011 at 2:17am<b>ArrowOfTruth</b> - the 09/13/2011 at 6:57pm<b>JERZBornNRaised</b> - the 09/10/2011 at 9:54pm<b>Freeze</b> - the 09/10/2011 at 9:13pm<b>lmc94</b> - the 07/24/2011 at 11:46pm<b>timberwolf800</b> - the 07/20/2011 at 2:02pm<b>BABTcakes</b> - the 05/03/2011 at 5:49pm<b></b> - the 03/10/2011 at 3:51am<b>hosscat74</b> - the 12/12/2010 at 3:56am<b>astm</b> - the 10/21/2010 at 9:06am<b>green_eyes124</b> - the 09/20/2010 at 2:54am<b>oxoashleeoxo</b> - the 08/25/2010 at 10:47pm<b>fisheatsbear</b> - the 06/18/2010 at 3:06am<b>krissytina</b> - the 06/14/2010 at 12:43pm<b>TaterSalad187</b> - the 05/04/2010 at 7:07pm<b>ElMundio87</b> - the 11/26/2009 at 1:35pm

splitsides's FML badges

50 favourites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already got 50 FMLs in your favourites list!

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

It’s in the can

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

See all of splitsides's badges

splitsides's favorite FMLs

Today, my therapist told me that I need to do something different with my hair. Then I paid her. FML

by mmromig / 02/08/2011 at 9:46am / United States (District of Columbia) / Health

Today, my 400 pound roommate brought home a 400 pound guy. Now there's 800 pounds of sex going on in the next room, and it sounds like the invasion of Normandy in there. FML

by Anonymous / 02/04/2011 at 12:42am / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy

Today, as I was walking home, I passed some little girls who threw a bunch of snowballs at me. I dodged every single one, ran away laughing, and gave them the finger. I then ran into a snowman. FML

by Anonymous / 01/27/2011 at 12:19am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Kids

Today, while skiing, I really needed to pee. The instructor pointed me towards some bushes. I slid over to them, and pulled my panties down. My skis then started sliding back down the slope. I ended up gliding through the bushes, all the way down to the rest of the group. FML

by sandra22 / 01/22/2011 at 3:49am / Miscellaneous

Today, I was chosen by my coworkers to explain to my elderly boss that ''tossing the salad'' isn't another expression for saying ''brainstorming''. She didn't believe me. Guess we will all keep ''tossing the salad'' for new ideas each afternoon. FML

by welly223 / 01/20/2011 at 1:01am / Canada (Quebec) / Intimacy

Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend. I started to come, screaming, "Ah... ah... ah... AHH!" To which he added, "Staying alive! Staying alive!" FML

by SkinsCastSelection / 01/17/2011 at 1:24am / France / Intimacy

Today, I hit a deer with a rental car... which I had to rent because I hit a deer with my car last week. FML

by Anonymous / 01/15/2011 at 8:34pm / United States (Maryland) / Transportation

Today, I went to the bathroom and my pee split into 4 different streams, none of which actually hit the toilet. FML

by Anonymous / 01/11/2011 at 12:32am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, my ex-girlfriend came over to console me after a breakup. After beating me repeatedly in Mariokart, she decided to leave. FML

by Anonymous / 01/03/2011 at 5:08am / United States (Michigan) / Geek

Today, I saw a girl on the subway that I knew so I started waving frantically. She gave me a really weird expression and moved quickly away from me. Then I realised that I only knew her because I had stalked her Facebook once. FML

by Anonymous / 12/29/2010 at 11:30am / Sweden (Stockholms Lan) / Transportation

Today, an antiques dealer made a joke about chopping off and buying my deformed left hand. FML

by Shepaintsmusic / 12/29/2010 at 1:50am / Health

Today, while on my honeymoon with my new wife, I tried to be romantic by installing a clapper to the lights in our room. As things progressed, the noise of our love making triggered the lights on and off repeatedly. She began to laugh and we ended up just calling it an early night. FML

by Anonymous / 12/17/2010 at 12:08pm / United States (Arizona) / Intimacy

Today, without even trying, I convinced my 17-year-old daughter that blueberries are just peas holding their breath. I have raised a complete airhead. FML

by parentfail / 12/11/2010 at 9:44am / United Kingdom / Kids

Today, my parents found several drawings of a dinosaur girl in various bondage equipment posing seductively in my purse. The drawings weren't mine, nor do I have any idea where they came from, but my parents now think I'm a freak. FML

by Anonymous / 11/29/2010 at 9:03am / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy

Today, whilst driving to the store, an idiot driver found it to be okay to drive ridiculously fast in below freezing temperatures on the ice and snow. As he passed my car, I angrily gave him the finger. And then I realized I was wearing mittens. FML

by Anonymous / 11/25/2010 at 12:24am / United States (Washington) / Transportation

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.