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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 23 April 1987 (29 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 541
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I was given a DUI while in the Whataburger drive thru. FML

by Anonymous / 07/16/2011 at 7:09pm / United States / Transportation

Today, I discovered what it feels like to get a ruptured sinus. More specifically, I discovered what it feels like to get a ruptured sinus from being hit in the face by a pigeon that was deflected from the windscreen of a van moving at about 35mph. FML

by pigeons_suck / 05/11/2011 at 5:17pm / United States (Washington) / Health

Today, I was finally having sex with the man of my dreams, and then he fell asleep on top of me. FML

by Anonymous / 04/17/2011 at 11:12pm / United States (South Carolina) / Intimacy

Today, I got a call from my 8 year old son's teacher. Apparently, my kid has been charging girls a quarter to touch his "special area." FML

by omg / 03/24/2011 at 8:43pm / Canada (Alberta) / Kids

Today, I discovered that I'm short enough to be legally considered a midget. My daughter now wants to bring me to school for show and tell. FML

by fourfootnine / 03/07/2011 at 8:47am / United States (Texas) / Kids

Today, I went to school in my brand new shirt. It was loose fitting and a bit thin, so I wore a sweatshirt on top, intending to take it in once inside. When I got to my seat, I took off my sweatshirt, but also took off my shirt with it, flashing my whole class. FML

by Amanda Ross / 11/18/2010 at 6:12pm / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous