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by Anonymous / 07/16/2011 at 7:09pm / United States / Transportation
Today, I discovered what it feels like to get a ruptured sinus. More specifically, I discovered what it feels like to get a ruptured sinus from being hit in the face by a pigeon that was deflected from the windscreen of a van moving at about 35mph. FML
by pigeons_suck / 05/11/2011 at 5:17pm / United States (Washington) / Health
by Anonymous / 04/17/2011 at 11:12pm / United States (South Carolina) / Intimacy
by omg / 03/24/2011 at 8:43pm / Canada (Alberta) / Kids
by fourfootnine / 03/07/2011 at 8:47am / United States (Texas) / Kids
Today, I went to school in my brand new shirt. It was loose fitting and a bit thin, so I wore a sweatshirt on top, intending to take it in once inside. When I got to my seat, I took off my sweatshirt, but also took off my shirt with it, flashing my whole class. FML
by Amanda Ross / 11/18/2010 at 6:12pm / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
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