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  • Birth Date : Sunday 12 January 1992 (22 years)
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Today, while he was eating chicken, one of my friends asked me why I'm a vegetarian. I responded that I believe in animal rights and don't like the conditions the animals are forced to live in. He looked at me incredulously before explaining that "chickens aren't animals, they're birds." FML

Today, my department found out that we're getting a new supervisor for the third time this month. I joked about how we're like "the foster kid nobody wants." One of my coworkers burst into tears and ran off. I later found out that she had been a foster child and never once had a stable home. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32976) - you deserved it (26754)

On 03/19/2013 at 5:59am - work - by Luke - United States (New York)



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