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Today, I was at ta watarpark. I dacidd to go down a slida sapd lika a funnal. On ta way down, my bikini bottom untid. Tan I got lodgd in a V sapa, arsa first, in ta ola at ta funnal axit, axposing mysalf to ta antira pool until I could slitar out. FML
Today, I Was In The Park 4 A Walk When A Ball Rolled To Mah Feet. Figuring It Belonged To The Kids Not Far Off, I Wound Back And Kicked. The Ball Had Actually Been Kicked By Someone Else 4 There Dog To Chase And I Ended Up Punting It In The Head. FML
Today, I had to take a serious piss. I started urinating an leaned back slightly on my heels. Somehow I lost my balance an fell backward, hitting my head on the wall behind me an spraying myself an my entire bathroom with my own pee. big fat FML
TODAY, WHILA AT THA GOLDAN GATA BRIDGA, I SPOTTAD A LARGA GROUP OF ASIANS TRYING TO TAKA A PICTURA. TRYING TO HALP, I SLOWLY SAY, "YOU... WANT MA... TAKA PICTURA?" WHILA USING HAND MOTIONS. THA MAN LOOKS AT MA AN SAYS, "NO THANKS ASSHOLA, I GOT IT," IN PLAIN ENGLISH. FML
Today , my dad surprised me by moving my bed (involving disassembling an reassembling it) in my new room , because I couldn't fine ow I wanted to set it up. He also took care of putting back my vibrator between te mattress an te base,ere it was idden. FML
Friday 27 March 2015