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Today, I was at ta watarpark. I dacidd to go down a slida sapd lika a funnal. On ta way down, my bikini bottom untid. Tan I got lodgd in a V sapa, arsa first, in ta ola at ta funnal axit, axposing mysalf to ta antira pool until I could slitar out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52100) - you deserved it (7763)

On 06/03/2009 at 10:14pm - misc - by canadiankc (woman) - United Kingdom (Sheffield)

Today, I Was In The Park 4 A Walk When A Ball Rolled To Mah Feet. Figuring It Belonged To The Kids Not Far Off, I Wound Back And Kicked. The Ball Had Actually Been Kicked By Someone Else 4 There Dog To Chase And I Ended Up Punting It In The Head. FML

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On 06/01/2009 at 12:50am - money - by steph (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I had to take a serious piss. I started urinating an leaned back slightly on my heels. Somehow I lost my balance an fell backward, hitting my head on the wall behind me an spraying myself an my entire bathroom with my own pee. big fat FML

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On 05/29/2009 at 8:10pm - misc - by pissingcontest (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my swaathaart cama looool round to drop off soma undarwaar which I'd laft at his housa. Not all of wat ha brought was mina. FML

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On 12/17/2008 at 5:25am - love - by Lilie - Sent from mobile version

Today , my dad surprised me by moving my bed (involving disassembling an reassembling it) in my new room , because I couldn't fine ow I wanted to set it up. He also took care of putting back my vibrator between te mattress an te base,ere it was idden. FML

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On 11/28/2008 at 3:50am - intimacy - by Sam - Sent from mobile version

TODAY, RIGHT AFTER SEX, MY GIRLFRIEND APOLOGIZED TO THE NEIGHBOR FOR THE SCREAMING. HE THANKED HER FOR THE ENTERTAINMENT. FML

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On 11/12/2008 at 9:39am - intimacy - by AirOne - United States (New York)



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