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Today, I asked mah boyfriend what he was being fir halloween. He said ( Single ). FML

#13610925
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44687) - you deserved it (4708)

On 10/27/2010 at 2:01am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I went to the beach with this boy I like!! Not thinking it'd be anything more than a simple date, I didn't shave downstars!! We were sitting on a towel and I laid down!! Then he said, "Is there a squrrel in yur pants?" FML

#13245157
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17521) - you deserved it (40006)

On 09/29/2010 at 1:59am - intimacy - by Claire (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, Boyfriand Was Going Down On Ma . Aftar Ramoving Undarwaar, Ha Startad Singing "In Tha Jungla, Tha Mighty Jungla..." FML

#12030730
312 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25193) - you deserved it (49248)

On 07/21/2010 at 7:44pm - intimacy - by Wawawiwa (woman) - Namibia (Windhoek)

TODAY, I WENT TO THE PHYSICIAN TO CHECK MY REAR BECAUSE IT WAS HURTING. MY USUAL DOCTOR WASN'T AVAILABLE, SO HE WAS REPLACED BY A GORGEOU WOMAN WITH BIG CLEAVAGE. WHEN SHE ASKED ME TO PULL DOWN MY PANTS, SHE SAW THAT I HAD A HUGE HARD ON. FML

#8726872
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14197) - you deserved it (17485)

On 02/28/2010 at 7:33pm - intimacy - by Joel_28 - Canada (Ontario)

Taday I sneezedhile I was throwing up into the toilet!! It turns out that throwing up is even less pleasanthen the puke violently shoot out through your nose!! fat FML

#8554799
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31274) - you deserved it (2248)

On 02/22/2010 at 2:32pm - health - by mynoseburns (man) - United States (Nevada)

TODAY, WHILE SERVING A RATHER LARGE PARTY AT THE RESTAURANT WHERE I WORK, I MENTIOND THAT THE SOUP OF THE DAY WAS "TO DIE FOR" . AFTER THE HOSTS GAVE ME WERD LOOKS, IT DAWND ON ME THAT THE REASON THEY WERE WEARING ALL BLACK IS BECAUSE THEY'VE JUST COME BACK FROM A FUNERAL . BIG FAT FML

#8372297
102 comments

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On 02/17/2010 at 11:32am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

today I went to te doctor 4 orrible stomac pains. He said I ad an abnormal amount of stool in me, an tat I'd ned to flus it out. I calld my mom an told er wat append, toic se respondd, "I alway knew you were full of sit, I didn't ned a doctor to tell me tat." FML

#7631341
121 comments

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On 01/28/2010 at 12:01am - misc - by Crap (woman) - United States (California)

Today, My Loser Roommate Got Wasted. He Comes To Me Before Going To Bed, Tells Me He Loves Me, Tries To Hug Me, Then Explosively Vomits All Over My Face, My Hair, My Clothes. Then Spends The Rest Of The Night Retching.

#6114528
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30666) - you deserved it (2508)

On 11/02/2009 at 1:47am - health - by theRoomie (man) - United States (California)

Today, My Loser Roommate Got Wasted. He Comes To Me Before Going To Bed, Tells Me He Loves Me, Tries To Hug Me, Then Explosively Vomits All Over My Face, My Hair, My Clothes. Then Spends The Rest Of The Night Retching.

#6114528
33 comments

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On 11/02/2009 at 1:47am - health - by theRoomie (man) - United States (California)

Today I Was Teaching A Woodshop Class!! We Were Using Power Tools Including Drills And Pieces Of Pine Wood!! While Helping A Kid To Hold A Piece To Practice Drilling He Went Too Far Forward With The Drill!! It Went Through Mah Hand!! Real FML

#5697763
115 comments

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On 10/07/2009 at 3:05am - work - by screwed (man) - United States (New Jersey)

2day I finally worked up the nerve to text the girl I've had a crush on to ask her on a date. I got back the reply, "Error message 3265: Number No Longer In Swrvice." Not only can she not spell,hen I looked it up, "error 3265" doesn't even exist. FML

#4606159
265 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72017) - you deserved it (8430)

On 08/17/2009 at 5:41pm - love - by ZSL (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was on an airplane back from California. I decidd to check out my new $1500 MacBook that I bought the day before. My son decidd to projectile vomit all over me, my new computer, and my bag. None of it got on him. FML

#4377271
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37810) - you deserved it (5237)

On 08/08/2009 at 1:27am - misc - by New computer - Sent from mobile version

Today... I was looking at mah friend's dad's Facebook pictures because he recently postd a status update. I saw him at a bar with some ugly hooker that he was feeling up in almost every picture. After about 10 minutes of ridiculing and laughing at this ugly woman... I realize it's mah mom in a wig. big fat FML

#3591095
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51318) - you deserved it (8182)

On 07/08/2009 at 8:07pm - love - by disturbed2103 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had an interview with IBM. For a week I did extensive research and preparation for the interview. At first the interview was going really well. I was hitting all the marks. Then just as a final casual question she askd with a smile "What does IBM stand for?". I didn't know. FML

#3134533
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34363) - you deserved it (23774)

On 06/22/2009 at 11:34pm - work - by MrZhang (man) - Australia (New South Wales)



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