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Today, a few minutes after giving birth to our fourth child, my wife pulled me close and whispered, "I love you, but if you ever put me through that again I'll rip your balls off." Everyone laughed. FML
by you ripped them off ages ago / 08/17/2014 at 2:15am / United Kingdom (Derby) / Kids
by Anonymous / 08/14/2014 at 3:50pm / United States (Ohio) / Love
by Anonymous / 08/08/2014 at 5:05pm / Israel / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 07/22/2014 at 1:39pm / United States (California) / Kids
Today, my boyfriend reckoned that he has a better sleep when he falls asleep with his hand on either my boobs or my ass. I kind of just laughed it off. I later discovered he's 100% correct when he put his hand on my butt, and not five minutes later was snoring. FML
by and the truth comes out / 07/22/2014 at 4:44am / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
Today, I was scrubbing the bloody aftermath of a successful mouse trap off of my stove with an old toothbrush. After a few good scrubs, out of habit I put the toothbrush in my mouth while I turned on the water. FML
by AylaMarie92 / 07/21/2014 at 5:04pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Animals
Today, I discovered the downside to having a "sneak-attacks-allowed" tickle war with my 4-year-old son. I had to explain to several outraged strangers at the supermarket why my son kept flinching and pulling away whenever I made any sudden movements near him. FML
by Anonymous / 07/13/2014 at 12:04pm / United States (Florida) / Kids
by Anonymous / 07/11/2014 at 1:45pm / United States (California) / Animals
by NosChersVoisins / 07/01/2014 at 12:55am / France (Aquitaine) / Love
by fredfredburger / 06/25/2014 at 1:45pm / United States (Missouri) / Love
Today, it's five days until my wedding and I still can't tell my bride apart from her twin sister. They share clothes, have the same haircut, and they even take turns flirting with me to "catch me off guard" because they think it's hilarious to trick me. I'm scared I'll marry the wrong one. FML
by STOP / 05/08/2014 at 9:55am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
by booty backfire / 05/01/2014 at 1:31pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Ticklish / 04/13/2014 at 5:33am / United States (Iowa) / Love
by Anonymous / 02/13/2014 at 10:47am / United States (Missouri) / Kids
by BioChickthcfy / 11/13/2013 at 5:27pm / United States (Illinois) / Work