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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 3 March 1982 (33 years)
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Today, I got pulled over for going 85mph in a 60mph zone on a highway in the Everglades. There were cars passing both the cop and me as I was being pulled over. The cop decided I was easiest to catch since I was the slowest of the bunch even though the other cars were topping 100mph. FML

#5899039
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33683) - you deserved it (15378)

On 10/19/2009 at 5:12pm - misc - by tracey (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I graduated from college and my parents gave me an apple. Not the computer, the fruit. FML

#1901911
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63000) - you deserved it (5072)

On 05/13/2009 at 1:39pm - misc - by anon (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I graduated from college and my parents gave me an apple. Not the computer, the fruit. FML

#1901911
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63000) - you deserved it (5072)

On 05/13/2009 at 1:39pm - misc - by anon (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I graduated from college and my parents gave me an apple. Not the computer, the fruit. FML

#1901911
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63000) - you deserved it (5072)

On 05/13/2009 at 1:39pm - misc - by anon (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I graduated from college and my parents gave me an apple. Not the computer, the fruit. FML

#1901911
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63000) - you deserved it (5072)

On 05/13/2009 at 1:39pm - misc - by anon (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was taking the subway to work when I saw a really hot girl. Noticing that she, like me, had a Dunkin' Donuts coffee, I tried to start a conversation by saying, "Is that Double Ds you have there?" She didn't pick up that I was talking about the coffee. FML

#1466459
291 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19990) - you deserved it (92680)

On 04/29/2009 at 6:46pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I decided to be the sober housemate for the first time in a while. I drove my drunk friends to the bar and back and even bought them pizza before they passed out in the living room. I get repaid by catching my wasted housemate in my room peeing all over my floor, bed, and nightstand. FML

#1415880
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52642) - you deserved it (7735)

On 04/28/2009 at 4:45am - misc - by fuckmylife (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my boyfriend of two years, who is a fabulous guitarist and singer, told me he wrote me a song. I was so excited. Turns out it was a break up song. FML

#1399527
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59111) - you deserved it (3726)

On 04/27/2009 at 5:47pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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