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  • Town/Country : Not specified
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  • Birth Date : Monday 13 April 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 709
  • Number of comments : 39
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About spencerchu : Ummm I'm asian I like FML and I'm 13 if u want to kno more I guess ur going to have to message me bye >.

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Today, I killed a pigeon. It choked to death on a piece of bread I threw its way. FML

#16188674
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35412) - you deserved it (6620) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/15/2011 at 2:19pm - misc - by bouda - France (Centre)

Today, I puked up a centipede. FML

#16126004
249 comments

Today, I wore a Super Mario Brothers T-shirt to school that showed a picture of Mario with a mushroom above his head. I got suspended for "referencing illegal drugs". FML

#16125377
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43596) - you deserved it (4584)

On 05/11/2011 at 12:10am - misc - by Sola -

Today, my psycho stepmother and I got into an argument, and she started to get physical. After calling the police, and a cop showing up at the door, he took her side because she said it was "discipline". I'm a 29 year old man. FML

#16029650
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31398) - you deserved it (4691)

On 05/03/2011 at 4:19am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I saw a car swerving in front of me on the freeway, so I whipped out my cell to report the DUI. As soon as it started ringing, I see police lights in my rear view and got slapped with a ticket for using a cell phone while driving. After explaining why, the officer said, "Nice try." FML

#16028485
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24923) - you deserved it (25185)

On 05/03/2011 at 1:22am - misc - by AE86Turbo (man) - United States (California)

Today, after teaching my 4 year old son about the concept of "Stranger Danger," we had gone to a park full of people. When I walked up to him to tell him we had to leave, he ran, screaming "Stranger! Don't touch me!" FML

#16028300
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34256) - you deserved it (7218)

On 05/03/2011 at 1:01am - kids - by armywife980 -

Today, I took my dog for a walk. He started crapping on someone's lawn, then I noticed that the owner was outside and giving me a death stare. Not knowing what to do, I picked up the crap with my bare hands. The man started laughing at me. FML

#16009360
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14798) - you deserved it (44553)

On 05/01/2011 at 8:21pm - animals - by Cassie -

Today, when I came home from work, my computer was drenched with water. My sister claimed there was smoke coming out of it. FML

#15964444
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27695) - you deserved it (2369)

On 04/28/2011 at 3:29pm - misc - by Tokany (man) - Romania (Cluj)

Today, I once again told my son he needed a job and a girlfriend because I simply could not keep him in my house anymore. He yelled, "No, I can do whatever I want!" Then went back to playing video games. He's 38. FML

#15960842
370 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28885) - you deserved it (41319)

On 04/28/2011 at 7:07am - kids - by oldmama728 -

Today, my football coach thought it would be a good idea to get drunk, run to the other sideline, and scream, "WELCOME TO SPARTA, BITCH!" This would've been funny if he weren't also my dad. FML

#15960632
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34754) - you deserved it (3715)

On 04/28/2011 at 6:28am - misc - by spartanson -

Today, I was awakened in the middle of the night by a frantic banging on my front door. It was a guy whom I'd only been dating a few weeks, with a suitcase. He stated that his wife kicked him out for having an affair, and thought now would be a good time to move in together. FML

#15959633
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36562) - you deserved it (12307)

On 04/28/2011 at 2:22am - love - by ummno (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, my landlord informed me that after 8 months, we are finally getting cable and internet in our house. I move out tomorrow. FML

#15948850
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30342) - you deserved it (3382)

On 04/27/2011 at 1:34pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was absentmindedly playing with a piece of lint. When I looked at it, I realized that I had been rolling and squeezing a dead spider in my fingers for about five minutes. FML

#15947256
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28817) - you deserved it (17257)

On 04/27/2011 at 10:05am - animals - by scarred4life (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was taking a dump in a porta-potty at a fair. I had the runs really bad. All I have to say is that it's tough to take a shit that seems never-ending while other people outside are bitching at you and hammering on the flimsy door. FML

#15946238
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31678) - you deserved it (3395)

On 04/27/2011 at 6:50am - health - by c.m.g. -

Today, I got concussion after a goat ran in front of me while I was jogging. FML

#15942316
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28069) - you deserved it (3794)

On 04/26/2011 at 11:07pm - health - by Anonymous - United States



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