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Today, I met my biological parents for the first time. Their justification for giving me up for adoption was that I wasn't conceived at the ideal time for them. Apparently, the ideal time was six months after the adoption, when they conceived the first of my two brothers. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23603) - you deserved it (1229)

On 06/22/2012 at 5:13pm - kids - by pon-3 (man) - United Kingdom (Derby)

Today, I have been pissing blood for 2 hours, ever since some douche in a Nixon mask ran up and slugged me in the kidney. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27113) - you deserved it (1742)

On 10/14/2011 at 11:09am - health - by Nixontones - United States (Illinois)

Today, while changing a light bulb, I was electrocuted. I screamed before I blacked out. My entire family was home and heard me scream, but didn't come and check because they were too busy watching Glee. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35907) - you deserved it (5463)

On 05/10/2011 at 9:21pm - misc - by Burnt (woman) - United States (New York)



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