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Today, my friends and I were drinking boba. On the side of the cup it said "Please drink carefully to avoid choking on the Boba". I started to laugh at the ridiculousness of the label, and choked on the boba in a coughing fit. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12979) - you deserved it (62821)

On 03/13/2009 at 12:24am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (California)

Today, at a strategy session my manager displayed a flow chart of his employees. I wasn't included. Apparently I had been fired and they forgot to tell me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52516) - you deserved it (1969)

On 02/20/2009 at 12:30am - work - by Noname (man) - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

#56665
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I agree, your life sucks (234652) - you deserved it (81892)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was babysitting a 5 year old boy. When I was on the phone with my mom, he called 911 and started to cry. When I got off the phone the police were at the door. It turns out that the "emergency" was that the VCR was not working. FML

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On 02/15/2009 at 12:57am - misc - by loueb17 - United States (Arizona)



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