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Today, I teach English in Taiwan. I got two new students, brothers named Harry and Potter. People, they're children, not pets. FML


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On 10/21/2010 at 9:03pm - misc - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, I tried drinking "Smart Water" for the first time. I couldn't figure out how to open the bottle. FML


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On 07/24/2010 at 1:20am - misc - by tstaeger (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, while playing Star Wars: The Force Unleashed, my phone rang, and I instinctively tried to pick it up with the Force. I kept trying until it stopped ringing. FML


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On 02/20/2010 at 2:04pm - misc - by analinguist (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my husband and I took a walk on the wharf. We walked by a Wax Museum and in front of the museum there was a bench with a very realistic wax man sitting on it. I got very close to his face and yelled over to my husband how realistic the wax man looked. Just then, he coughed. FML


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On 02/13/2010 at 8:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, after months of trying to potty train my son, he finally told me he used the potty. I went to the bathroom to check. There was nothing there. So I asked him "Where did you go to the potty?". He then grabbed my hand and took me to the cat's litter box. My son has successfully litter trained himself. FML


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On 11/16/2009 at 1:00am - kids - by anonymous (woman) - Japan (Okinawa)

Today, my cousin told me that the stop signs outlined with a white line were optional. Later, a cop pulled me over, when I asked why he said, "You ran that stop sign back there." I explained what my cousin had told me and he looked at me funny and replied, "All stop signs have a white outline." FML


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On 07/08/2009 at 9:34pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, while watching The Many Adventures of Winnie-the-Pooh with my 5 year old, I realized why the kangaroo's name is Kanga, and why her son's name is Roo. Kanga-Roo. Get it? Yeah. I didn't until today. I'm 47. FML


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On 07/02/2009 at 4:33pm - misc - by slightlyslow (woman) - United States (California)

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