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About spazz666 : Why are you even reading this?
Yes the picture is me. That's my favorite tattoo on my body thus far.
I'm not interested in messages telling me I'm cute or beautiful, etc. I'm on this site to read about people's miserable lives, not get hit on by total strangers.
If you haven't read Harry Potter we can't be friends.
Most teens spend their money on drugs and alcohol. I spend mine on tattoos. I have 3. Also, I spend my money on Anime Conventions and Raves.
Stupid comments and stupid people irritate me. Ignorance, too.
Proper grammar is a dying art.
I have an obsession with video games, anime, and drawing.
I play Magic the Gathering and I'm a computer gamer.
I live by PLUR, and I am most definitely a kandi kid!
Oh, I dye my hair a lot. My brother once told me that not even Tonks changes her hair as often as I do.
I suppose you could snapchat (ginaspazz) me or kik (Gina_Spazz) me.
I agree, their lives suck
200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.
An insomniac or a creature of the dark
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.
You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.
Today, as I walked out of the local store, I noticed a young girl was sitting on the curb, crying. I nudged her with the Snickers bar I had bought earlier, thinking she needed it more than me. After looking at it, she yelled, "PEDOPHILE!", punched me in the balls, and then ran away screaming. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me so many nice texts that he made me fall in love with him that little bit more. It turns out he was sweetening me up before telling me he cheated on me the night before. FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend, and things started getting pretty hot. That is, until I tried to remove her shirt. Somehow, I managed to grab her pajama shorts and give her a violent wedgie. FML
Today, I was with my girlfriend, thinking we were alone in the house. Her little brother found us having sex on the couch, took a pic and said, "You are now both my slaves." He ran upstairs and locked his bedroom door. FML
Today, a friend asked me if I'd buy him some condoms because he's too shy to buy them himself. I obliged and whilst queuing at the till to buy them I felt someone tap my shoulder. I turned around to see my fiancée glaring at me. We don't use condoms. FML
Today, a guy who I've been on five dates with called me for the first time in 2 weeks. The first thing I said was, "Don't expect me to go out with you again after going AWOL on me." Then he told me his mom died. FML