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spazmatic
  • Town/Country : Passaic, NJ, United States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Monday 31 July 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 26212
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my band played its first real gig. It was going well, and I, the vocalist, thought it would be a good idea to stage dive. I underestimated the distance between the stage and the crowd and crashed into the floor. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8126) - you deserved it (51081)

On 08/19/2009 at 10:36am - misc - by stagedivefail (man) - Australia (Victoria)



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