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  • Birth Date : Monday 31 July 1995 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 26291
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About spazmatic : I didn't know I could get 20,000 visits in two days, thxs!

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Today, my band played its first real gig. It was going well, and I, the vocalist, thought it would be a good idea to stage dive. I underestimated the distance between the stage and the crowd and crashed into the floor. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8870) - you deserved it (53482)

On 08/19/2009 at 10:36am - misc - by stagedivefail (man) - Australia (Victoria)



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