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Today, I was caught skinny dipping by the police. With the arresting officer's daughter. FML

#18035123
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40081) - you deserved it (10611)

On 10/20/2011 at 10:48pm - intimacy - by skinny dipper - United States (Washington)

Today, while arm wrestling with my boyfriend, I had to pretend he beat me. FML

#16947329
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39827) - you deserved it (7166)

On 07/02/2011 at 10:06am - love - by fthislyfe (woman) - United States (Wyoming)

Today, I was working the register at our local McDonald's. After a strange man left a massive order, he said, "Can I pay you in gummy worms?" FML

#16690191
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33697) - you deserved it (3895)

On 06/16/2011 at 2:37am - work - by Hank Gummyworm - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went from a party where both of my girlfriends decided to show, to a hospital bed with no girlfriends and a painful left testicle. FML

#16689937
493 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15086) - you deserved it (215608)

On 06/16/2011 at 2:20am - intimacy - by crushed dreams - United States

Today, I was walking home when a stranger came up to me and told me to give him a good reason why he shouldn't punch me in the face. I guess none were good enough. FML

#16370562
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36661) - you deserved it (3723)

On 05/27/2011 at 10:00am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Belgium (Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest)

Today, I stopped to help a stranded motorist. I yelled out my window, "Hey do you need a hand?" The guy was just standing beside his car taking a piss. FML

#16355450
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27734) - you deserved it (6335)

On 05/26/2011 at 10:06am - misc - by Emoney1 - Canada

Today, I killed a pigeon. It choked to death on a piece of bread I threw its way. FML

#16188674
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35972) - you deserved it (6686) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/15/2011 at 2:19pm - misc - by bouda - France (Centre)

Today, I was pulled over by a cop. He asked for my license and registration so I reached for my center console. I was then greeted with a gun to my ear because my coffee cup supposedly looked like a gun. I stepped out of my car to apologize and I was hit with a big stick. FML

#16152690
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39704) - you deserved it (8350)

On 05/13/2011 at 12:02am - misc - by phant776 (man) - United States (California)



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