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About sparklypumpkins : I'm Maddie. I hate cats & I like tea.
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Who’s the fairest of them all?
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Hard at Work
Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
Today, as a firefighter, we were called to assist the ambulance crew with lifting a deceased patient out of a house. Little did I know, he had been dead inside for 3 weeks, and was bloated and popped like a water balloon when we attempted to move him. My girlfriend made soup for the evening meal. FML
Friday 19 September 2014