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About sparklypumpkins : I'm Maddie. I hate cats & I like tea.

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Today, as a firefighter, we were called to assist the ambulance crew with lifting a deceased patient out of a house. Little did I know, he had been dead inside for 3 weeks, and was bloated and popped like a water balloon when we attempted to move him. My girlfriend made soup for the evening meal. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38379) - you deserved it (2161)

On 01/31/2013 at 11:39pm - work - by Fireguy92 (man) - United States (Michigan)



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