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Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have sex for the first time. Not only did he struggle for five minutes to put on a condom (repeatedly snapping himself in the balls), but he then had to ask me "which hole" to put it in. I'm dating a thirty-four year old virgin. FML
by Alicia / 01/21/2010 at 12:02am / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy
by loveade11 / 01/12/2010 at 2:28pm / Transportation
by Upbrakie / 01/12/2010 at 8:09am / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/08/2010 at 10:30pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy
by Lonely / 01/02/2010 at 5:30am / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
Today, as my dad was handing me my Christmas gift, he pats me on the shoulder and says, "These were mine, hope you enjoy them as much as I did." Thinking it was something special of his he wanted to hand down to me, I quickly unwrapped the box only to find old 70's porn. Merry Christmas? FML
by Anonymous / 12/25/2009 at 8:23pm / United States (Maryland) / Intimacy
Today, it was my birthday. My girlfriend took me out to dinner. While at the restaurant, she went to the bathroom. She was then escorted out of the restaurant for having sex in said bathroom. I was sitting at our booth the entire time. FML
by turriblebday / 12/17/2009 at 10:35am / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy
by Unsatisfied / 12/16/2009 at 1:15am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by lastalittlelonger / 12/05/2009 at 4:07am / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy
by bmonehh / 11/24/2009 at 3:20pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, my girlfriend and I were sitting downstairs with my mom. We heard the dog running around upstairs and called it down. It came running down the stairs. With a used condom in its mouth. The same condom my girlfriend and I lost two weeks ago. It put it directly in my mom's hands. FML
by Tucker / 11/18/2009 at 4:35pm / United States (Arizona) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/02/2009 at 9:17pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy
by notsohappyniece / 11/02/2009 at 11:10am / United States (Alabama) / Miscellaneous
by kl / 10/26/2009 at 2:15am / Canada (Manitoba) / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend came to wake me up with some flowers and breakfast in bed. We started getting intimate, after a short while, there was a knock. We looked out of the window and there was the window cleaner with his thumbs up and grinning. FML
by Taraa3 / 10/10/2009 at 6:19am / United Kingdom (Hartlepool) / Intimacy
- Today, while getting intimate with my girlfriend, she asked me to whisper her name. Apparently, her… Today, I was having passionate sex with my girlfiend of nine months. She's making a lot of noise so… Today, I found out what its like to have your boyfriend's mom find your hidden stash of condoms in…