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Today, I learned explosive diarrhea is real. I felt it coming and dashed into our supermarket. 10 feet in, liquid poo started spewing down my pants legs. 150 feet to go. I ran. It ran. They watched. After 15 minutes of cleaning, I slunk out. Now, I have to find a new market, maybe a new town. FML


I agree, your life sucks (42348) - you deserved it (3278)

On 11/24/2009 at 6:44am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend, who had just been awoken by her own fart. FML


I agree, your life sucks (68936) - you deserved it (5032)

On 09/29/2009 at 5:21pm - love - by P0wned (man) - France (Bretagne)

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