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  • Birth Date : Saturday 24 November 1990 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 950
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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soupastahr's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that my mom doesn't know my phone number, but she does know the names of both of David Hasselhoff's daughters. FML

#14102213
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19477) - you deserved it (3378)

On 12/06/2010 at 12:00am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got married. When my father gave me away, in front of hundreds of people, to my groom, he said, "She's your problem now." FML

#14091137
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31496) - you deserved it (7981)

On 12/05/2010 at 1:25am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I told my students that I would be taking a few weeks off because a member of my family is very ill. They all cheered. FML

#14046266
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24961) - you deserved it (8887)

On 12/01/2010 at 9:14am - work - by Anonymous -

Today, I went to my Calculus lecture, one of a class of 200 people. As I looked down I noticed that a guy a few rows in front of me was on Facebook. When I took a closer look, I noticed he was viewing my profile. He stalked the profile for a full 45 minutes. I have never met this guy in my life. FML

#13963928
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35832) - you deserved it (4849)

On 11/24/2010 at 5:00pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

Today, I was helping an older lady return her previously bought items to customer service. As she walked away and said "Thanks," I tried to say "You're welcome" and "No problem" at the same time. I ended up saying "Your problem". She scowled at me. FML

#13958781
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19467) - you deserved it (7506)

On 11/24/2010 at 4:52am - work - by romedizzle (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was asked out by a guy who is doing community service because he was caught peeping through windows. I was tempted to say yes. FML

#13945112
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11376) - you deserved it (22593)

On 11/23/2010 at 1:25am - love - by ohsosad (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I shadowed an ultrasound technician for my future career. She did an ultrasound on me to show me how to do the job. I found out I was pregnant. FML

#13863853
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47095) - you deserved it (11631)

On 11/16/2010 at 10:34am - misc - by nicolette5785452 - United States (Ohio)

Today, I realised I haven't had a date in so long that I actually seriously considered meeting someone from online, purely based on the fact he could spell properly. FML

#13822904
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20661) - you deserved it (3648)

On 11/13/2010 at 1:09am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my family and I were watching Mulan, and I mentioned that I've always had a crush on Shang. After going into detail about how I would "marry his sexy voice" I decided to look up this mystery dream man. To my surprise he was played by Donny Osmond. I will never live this down. FML

#13807463
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7906) - you deserved it (22538)

On 11/11/2010 at 9:40pm - misc - by hot4donny (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, the highlight of my day was that the gas station I work at finally got a new mop head. FML

#13801258
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22816) - you deserved it (3618)

On 11/11/2010 at 11:53am - work - by khaelian - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went shopping with my new "It's true, I'm a Ninja" shirt on. Suddenly an apple comes and hits me right in the eye. A little boy runs up to me, yells "You aren't a Ninja! A Ninja would have caught that!", and runs off. FML

#13756412
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20143) - you deserved it (58982)

On 11/07/2010 at 8:13pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was mad at my mother. Why? We went to parent-teacher interviews, and she told my math teacher that she should allow bathroom breaks because I have a "very heavy menstrual flow." My teacher suggested I eat more red meat. They got into a seven-minute argument about this. FML

#13746005
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30231) - you deserved it (2366)

On 11/07/2010 at 12:04am - health - by noname (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I received a marriage proposal at work from a 70 year old man covered in dirt from head to toe, who offered to be my "sugar daddy." I guess I have options after all. FML

#13742971
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23963) - you deserved it (2650)

On 11/06/2010 at 8:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was on a bench enjoying the sun, when a guy comes and sits next to me. Next thing I know, he lets out a loud fart, then looks my way with pride. I stare back in shock. He then says to me, "Yeah, that just happened," and walks off. FML

#13697892
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55954) - you deserved it (12075)

On 11/03/2010 at 3:27am - misc - by flying13 (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, our class was focusing on discrimination, and our teacher asked us if anyone had ever felt discriminated against. I put my hand up to share a story, and my teacher immediately said "It's because you're ginger, isn't it?" That's not what I was going to say. FML

#13688243
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39017) - you deserved it (6987)

On 11/02/2010 at 1:43pm - misc - by gingerninja (woman) - United Kingdom (London)



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