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  • Birth Date : Saturday 24 November 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1082
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, my 14 year old son got suspended and I had to pay for the damage after he sprayed "FUCK THE POLICE" on the back wall of his school. I'm a policeman. FML

#14741730
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37864) - you deserved it (8294)

On 01/28/2011 at 9:25am - kids - by duckthehack (man) - Poland (Wielkopolskie)

Today, on the way to work, I was punched in the balls by a complete stranger. FML

#14505215
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28346) - you deserved it (3861)

On 01/08/2011 at 2:56am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I hit a parked car which was sticking out in the road and practically unavoidable. I left a note on the windshield saying, "You deserved to get hit - you park like an asshole." Later I realized that the paper I tore to write on was the back of my bank statement, name and address included. FML

#14463588
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8136) - you deserved it (72416)

On 01/04/2011 at 3:28pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, after a two week holiday, I'm returning to work exhausted. I had nightmares about work every single night. FML

#14444191
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22138) - you deserved it (3325)

On 01/02/2011 at 9:58pm - work - by sleepy (woman) - Norway

Today, my mom duly informed me I'm the reason people have middle fingers. FML

#14413679
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25515) - you deserved it (5738)

On 12/31/2010 at 8:16pm - misc - by edulover (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my mom thought it would be a good idea for me to talk with a British accent during my job interview to make me sound smarter. I'm applying for a job at McDonald's. FML

#14394529
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24163) - you deserved it (4732)

On 12/30/2010 at 10:37am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I finally went running to help me start losing weight. I got 50 metres before someone in a passing car shouted out "Run fatty, run". I can't work up the courage to go for a run again. FML

#14391012
261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37785) - you deserved it (6754)

On 12/30/2010 at 2:14am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, on the train, I was bitten by a homeless man. FML

#14377824
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40087) - you deserved it (4004)

On 12/29/2010 at 2:03am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I came home early, and my boyfriend's car was in my driveway. Inside, he was talking to my parents. He walked right past me and left. My mother then says "He wanted me to tell you it's over." FML

#14349476
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31138) - you deserved it (2422)

On 12/26/2010 at 9:29pm - love - by strwbrry (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was riding in my friend's car. We passed by a group of cute guys standing by the curb with their skateboards so we slowed down to whistle at them. We then noticed the ambulance taking their friend away on a stretcher. FML

#14348519
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7915) - you deserved it (32813)

On 12/26/2010 at 7:45pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I had to go to the bathroom. I was in a rush, so I went into the boys bathroom. I then had diarrhea. The entire basketball team was waiting for me outside the stall. They did a slow clap for me. FML

#14277581
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31669) - you deserved it (7482)

On 12/20/2010 at 9:31pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, a woman came to my counter and ordered 12 donuts. I said, "OK sure, a dozen donuts." She paused, looked at me with disgust and yelled, "I said 12, NOT a dozen." FML

#14277072
298 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44923) - you deserved it (3626)

On 12/20/2010 at 8:52pm - work - by morenita27 (woman) - Canada

Today, I built a snowman. When I'd finished, I went inside to get a scarf and carrot for the nose. As I came back outside, a snowplough ran it over, and the driver waved at me. FML

Today, I built a snowman. When I'd finished, I went inside to get a scarf and carrot for the nose. As I came back outside, a snowplough ran it over, and the driver waved at me. FML

Today, I built a snowman. When I'd finished, I went inside to get a scarf and carrot for the nose. As I came back outside, a snowplough ran it over, and the driver waved at me. FML



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