![[fr]](http://cdn3.fmylife.com/fmylife/images/flag_fr_hover.gif)
![[it]](http://cdn1.fmylife.com/fmylife/images/flag_it_hover.gif)
![[es2]](http://cdn5.fmylife.com/fmylife/images/flag_es2_hover.gif)
![[tr]](http://cdn1.fmylife.com/fmylife/images/flag_tr_hover.gif)
![[de]](http://cdn3.fmylife.com/fmylife/images/flag_de_hover.gif)
![[ru]](http://cdn5.fmylife.com/fmylife/images/flag_ru_hover.gif)
![[se]](http://cdn3.fmylife.com/fmylife/images/flag_se_hover.gif)
About soupastahr : http://leah-sama.deviantart.com
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
It’s in the can
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Today, I ran into my boyfriend's dad. His exact words were, "Call me when you're ready to feel what a real man can do to you." FML
I agree, your life sucks (47746) - you deserved it (2997)
On 11/03/2011 at 3:29am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I learned that my parents' nickname for my fiancé is "dickwad." FML
I agree, your life sucks (20452) - you deserved it (4619)
On 04/05/2011 at 11:25am - misc - by why - United States (Georgia)
Today, as I walked home, I heard the people behind me in an argument over my gender. FML
I agree, your life sucks (32360) - you deserved it (7520)
On 03/23/2011 at 5:21pm - misc - by Cxisbest (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, my father came over to my house. I realized there were condoms on the table, so I subtly moved a vase to hide them. He then gave me an unamused look and said 'I know you have sex. You've been married for nine years, grow the f*** up, dumbass.' FML
I agree, your life sucks (13347) - you deserved it (62276)
On 03/17/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I was telling my dad about how I emasculated my guy friends because I can drive a stick shift while they can't. He said, "And you wonder why people think you're a lesbian." FML
I agree, your life sucks (23971) - you deserved it (8744)
On 03/15/2011 at 1:58am - misc - by Megara (woman) - United States (Kansas)
Today, I went to the doctor for an infection from where a cat bit me while I was sleeping. Where that cat came from and how it got into my bedroom I will never know. FML
I agree, your life sucks (25180) - you deserved it (2081)
On 03/13/2011 at 9:19am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I took a picture of myself and put it on Facebook. After I did so, I realized that in the background, you can see my crush's Facebook page up on my laptop. He tagged himself. FML
I agree, your life sucks (12052) - you deserved it (33311)
On 02/24/2011 at 7:37pm - misc - by verasam01 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, someone started an event on Facebook for tomorrow called Kick A Ginger Day. Over 300 people are attending. There are only two redheads in my school, and I'm one of them. FML
I agree, your life sucks (35732) - you deserved it (7010)
On 02/22/2011 at 1:30pm - misc - by Someone (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, the lady running the pastry shop asked who I buy the second pastry for every day. I lied and told her that it's for a coworker. I eat them both. FML
I agree, your life sucks (6725) - you deserved it (22783)
On 02/15/2011 at 1:25am - misc - by a fatty -
Today, I got slapped in the face by my girlfriend with a banana skin, because I finished up the chocolate cake. FML
I agree, your life sucks (7970) - you deserved it (24842)
On 02/10/2011 at 11:09am - misc - by Jaws (man) - France (Alsace)
Today, to prevent a fistfight at work, I had to mediate a contested debate between two coworkers on what was evidently a very touchy subject: Which is better, the orange creamsicle or the ice cream sandwich? I was the only one to get in trouble for wasting company time. FML
I agree, your life sucks (17579) - you deserved it (3062)
On 02/10/2011 at 12:31am - work - by geoduck - United States
Today, we had to evaluate each other in class. Apparently I'm a quarrelsome, uncommitted, commanding bitch. FML
I agree, your life sucks (7232) - you deserved it (21645)
On 02/09/2011 at 4:30am - misc - by Heretique (woman) - Norway (Finnmark)
Today, my 400 pound roommate brought home a 400 pound guy. Now there's 800 pounds of sex going on in the next room, and it sounds like the invasion of Normandy in there. FML
I agree, your life sucks (56410) - you deserved it (4916)
On 02/04/2011 at 12:42am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I was startled awake at 4am by a loud and awful sound. Completely serious, I asked my fiancé if he had just shit his pants. His response: giggles followed by a softly whispered "maybe". FML
I agree, your life sucks (28050) - you deserved it (3646)
On 02/01/2011 at 8:43am - love - by Anonymous - United States
Today, while presenting a project I've worked on for months, one of the professors exasperatedly cut in, mid sentence, saying, "Look, it's shit. Just stop already." FML
I agree, your life sucks (21972) - you deserved it (3041)
On 01/28/2011 at 12:00pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Slovakia (Bratislava)
The website: FML t-shirts -
Love - Animals - Money - Kids - Work - Health - Intimacy - Miscellaneous - Members
RSS feeds: 
Follow the FML 
Follow the FML blog 
Follow the FML comments
Go on the road: BlackBerry - Android - iPhone/iPod Touch - Windows Phone 7 - Mobile version
Give stuff to people: FML book - FML t-shirts
