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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 24 November 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1466
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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soupastahr's favorite FMLs

Today, I ran into my boyfriend's dad. His exact words were, "Call me when you're ready to feel what a real man can do to you." FML

#18145171
321 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67342) - you deserved it (4983)

On 11/03/2011 at 3:29am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I learned that my parents' nickname for my fiancé is "dickwad." FML

#15650058
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29883) - you deserved it (6366)

On 04/05/2011 at 11:25am - misc - by why - United States (Georgia)

Today, as I walked home, I heard the people behind me in an argument over my gender. FML

#15451762
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43303) - you deserved it (10317)

On 03/23/2011 at 5:21pm - misc - by Cxisbest (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my father came over to my house. I realized there were condoms on the table, so I subtly moved a vase to hide them. He then gave me an unamused look and said "I know you have sex. You've been married for nine years. Grow the fuck up, dumbass." FML

#15356314
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20544) - you deserved it (88117)

On 03/17/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was telling my dad about how I emasculated my guy friends because I can drive a stick shift while they can't. He said, "And you wonder why people think you're a lesbian." FML

#15317811
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34291) - you deserved it (12717)

On 03/15/2011 at 1:58am - misc - by Megara (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I went to the doctor for an infection from where a cat bit me while I was sleeping. Where that cat came from and how it got into my bedroom I will never know. FML

#15291539
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35262) - you deserved it (3117)

On 03/13/2011 at 9:19am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I took a picture of myself and put it on Facebook. After I did so, I realized that in the background, you can see my crush's Facebook page up on my laptop. He tagged himself. FML

#15105515
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17839) - you deserved it (49530)

On 02/24/2011 at 7:37pm - misc - by verasam01 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, someone started an event on Facebook for tomorrow called Kick A Ginger Day. Over 300 people are attending. There are only two redheads in my school, and I'm one of them. FML

#15078337
438 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48349) - you deserved it (9131)

On 02/22/2011 at 1:30pm - misc - by Someone (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, the lady running the pastry shop asked who I buy the second pastry for every day. I lied and told her that it's for a coworker. I eat them both. FML

#14985221
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10778) - you deserved it (34934)

On 02/15/2011 at 1:25am - misc - by a fatty -

Today, I got slapped in the face by my girlfriend with a banana skin, because I finished up the chocolate cake. FML

#14921394
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12769) - you deserved it (37085)

On 02/10/2011 at 11:09am - misc - by Jaws (man) - France (Alsace)

Today, to prevent a fistfight at work, I had to mediate a contested debate between two coworkers on what was evidently a very touchy subject: Which is better, the orange creamsicle or the ice cream sandwich? I was the only one to get in trouble for wasting company time. FML

#14917539
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27005) - you deserved it (4478)

On 02/10/2011 at 12:31am - work - by geoduck - United States

Today, we had to evaluate each other in class. Apparently I'm a quarrelsome, uncommitted, commanding bitch. FML

#14906139
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11574) - you deserved it (33841)

On 02/09/2011 at 4:30am - misc - by Heretique (woman) - Norway (Finnmark)

Today, my 400 pound roommate brought home a 400 pound guy. Now there's 800 pounds of sex going on in the next room, and it sounds like the invasion of Normandy in there. FML

#14835077
273 comments

I agree, your life sucks (75306) - you deserved it (7138)

On 02/04/2011 at 12:42am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was startled awake at 4am by a loud and awful sound. Completely serious, I asked my fiancé if he had just shit his pants. His response: giggles followed by a softly whispered "maybe". FML

#14794923
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40029) - you deserved it (5125)

On 02/01/2011 at 8:43am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while presenting a project I've worked on for months, one of the professors exasperatedly cut in mid-sentence, saying, "Look, it's shit. Just stop already." FML

#14742599
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32090) - you deserved it (4425)

On 01/28/2011 at 12:00pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Slovakia (Bratislava)



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