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Today, my first graders released the butterflies we've been raising. The kids were sad that one had died in his cocoon and wouldn't be set free. Turns out that butterfly may have had a better fate: a flock of birds ate half of the others. Immediately after releasing them. In front of the kids. FML

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On 04/29/2009 at 12:30pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, a guy in the library came up to me and said, "You look very unproductive. It makes me depressed just watching you". FML

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On 02/04/2009 at 12:04pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my mum prepared my bag for football practice. In the changing room I found one of her thongs. FML

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On 11/23/2008 at 5:59am - misc - by rob - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went to rent a DVD with my 85-year-old grandpa. I was walking around and then realized I was alone. I looked for him for quite a while until I finally found him open-mouthed in the porn section. FML

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On 11/21/2008 at 7:53am - misc - by Kourou - Sent from mobile version

Today, my 14-year-old little sister asked me how I felt when I had my first sexual intercourse. I told her it was personal and was none of her business. She then looked at me and said "I thought it was nice". I'm 19 and I'm still a virgin. FML

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On 11/21/2008 at 2:23am - intimacy - by KoNi - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend who has just returned from his 3 month placement abroad cancelled our date. Why? Because there was a match England vs Germany. A friendly match. FML

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On 11/20/2008 at 6:10am - love - by archer - United Kingdom (Windsor and Maidenhead)



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