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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 14 July 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 582
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I found out that whilst I was asleep last night, my boyfriend was playing on his XBox. I also found out that whenever he unlocked a new level, achievement or just generally beat someone's ass, he would celebrate by pulling out one of his pubes and putting it in my mouth. FML

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421 comments

I agree, your life sucks (109799) - you deserved it (12752)

On 02/01/2010 at 5:23am - misc - by doesnttastegood (woman) - United Kingdom (Bath and North East Somerset)

Today, I went to get my friend a drink while she sat in the lounge watching TV with my dog. When I came back, I found her licking my dogs ears. She said he dared her to do it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26407) - you deserved it (2984)

On 01/24/2010 at 7:28am - animals - by CheeseMonsters (woman) - United Kingdom (Reading)

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. I told her best friend the plan the day before. I got reservations to a restaurant on the beach, and we were going to arrive via boat. She never showed. Her parents called me asking why she left town to go to Paris. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31786) - you deserved it (2782)

On 12/24/2009 at 6:37pm - love - by hoplessG (man) - United States



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