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  • Title : Miss
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 223
  • Number of comments : 32
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About soph_volleyball : Um well I'm single... So ya

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In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!


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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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Today, I was making out with my girlfriend, and after a while, she moved her hand down to my crotch. She felt my erection, then got up and yelled at me, calling me a horny pig for "assuming we were going to have sex." FML


I agree, your life sucks (63747) - you deserved it (5587)

On 03/01/2013 at 5:54pm - intimacy - by sn-511 (man) - Italy (Campania)

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38023) - you deserved it (6065)

On 02/27/2013 at 8:49am - misc - by anony (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, the rollercoaster I was on stuck upside down for a few minutes. I shat myself in terror. Then, gravity took effect. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41876) - you deserved it (9833)

On 01/27/2013 at 6:10am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Colorado)

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