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soph_volleyball
  • Town/Country : LaLa Land, Candyfornia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 87
  • Number of comments : 31
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About soph_volleyball : Um well I'm single... So ya

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Today, I was making out with my girlfriend, and after a while, she moved her hand down to my crotch. She felt my erection, then got up and yelled at me, calling me a horny pig for "assuming we were going to have sex." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50161) - you deserved it (4406)

On 03/01/2013 at 5:54pm - intimacy - by sn-511 (man) - Italy (Campania)

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32635) - you deserved it (5379)

On 02/27/2013 at 8:49am - misc - by anony (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, the rollercoaster I was on stuck upside down for a few minutes. I shat myself in terror. Then, gravity took effect. FML

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177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33894) - you deserved it (6998)

On 01/27/2013 at 6:10am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my family for the first time. My mother's immediate reaction was, "We didn't know you were gay!" No mom, she really is a girl. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21239) - you deserved it (1637) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/12/2012 at 12:29am - love - by Karim - France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur)



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