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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 8 August 1992 (23 years)
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Today, I was playing paintball when I noticed a 9 year old fat kid sitting and crying on the ground. Thinking he'd fallen and was hurt, I walked over to him. He looks up and shoots me in the face, arm, stomach, and happy sacks area from 4 feet away then runs off. He was not hurt at all, and now everything tastes like paint. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48249) - you deserved it (8333)

On 06/09/2009 at 2:04am - misc - by Woody - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my girlfriend of 10 months moved to Europe and we may never see each other again, so I gave her a $200 sterling silver heart necklace as a goodbye present. She gave me a pack of gum. Cinnamon, which I'm allergic to. FML


I agree, your life sucks (61073) - you deserved it (6454)

On 06/08/2009 at 2:47pm - love - by dogs_and_toucans (man) - United States

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML


I agree, your life sucks (825241) - you deserved it (90633)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)

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