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soph84
  • Town/Country : Australia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 8 August 1992 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 640
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, I was playing paintball when I noticed a 9 year old fat kid sitting and crying on the ground. Thinking he'd fallen and was hurt, I walked over to him. He looks up and shoots me in the face, arm, stomach, and happy sacks area from 4 feet away then runs off. He was not hurt at all, and now everything tastes like paint. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39282) - you deserved it (6077)

On 06/09/2009 at 2:04am - misc - by Woody - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my girlfriend of 10 months moved to Europe and we may never see each other again, so I gave her a $200 sterling silver heart necklace as a goodbye present. She gave me a pack of gum. Cinnamon, which I'm allergic to. FML

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On 06/08/2009 at 2:47pm - love - by dogs_and_toucans (man) - United States

Today, my football club gave us all jerseys with our last names on them. My last name is 'Flicker'. The letters are all in uppercase. And the 'L' and the 'I' are joined together at the bottom. My jersey reads 'FUCKER'. FML

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On 05/14/2009 at 3:23am - misc - by Flicker (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

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On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)



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