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Today, I was at the doctor and I had to get a "finger stick" in the lab to get blood drawn. There was a 6 year old boy waiting to go next. He was terrified. His mother told him to "watch this brave girl go first." I panicked and began to hyperventilate. The boy fainted. FML


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On 05/16/2009 at 11:20am - misc - by bosssssssss765432 - United States (New York)

Today , mah wife and I decided it would be funny to pull a prank on her familyho we were going to see for dinner. I hid in the foyerhile she went in and announced to her parents that she was leaving me. I watched as her mother hugged her daughter and cried "Finally..." FML


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On 05/01/2009 at 12:05am - misc - by goner - United States (New York)

Today, I bitchd out my grandmothar,ho livas with my family, 4 baing lazy an laying in bd until 6-7pm 4 tha past month. Whan I was dona, sha told ma sha had baan diagnosd with cancar an was daprassd bacausa of it. Nobody had bothard to tall ma. FML


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On 04/01/2009 at 9:17pm - misc - by Casino (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today... I Came Home And Saw On Our Fridge... "Please Don't Drink Anymore... I Really Worry About Yur Health" Written By Mah 7-year-old Daughter. I Figured She Wouldn't Ever Fine Out... So I Opened The Fridge. But I Found Another Note On A Can That Said "So Your Going To Drink Anyway?" FML


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On 03/21/2009 at 12:46am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I Threw A Rock In The Air And Watched It Soar!! And Watched It Come Back Down And Hit Me In The Face!! Gravity!! FML


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On 01/13/2009 at 10:01am - misc - by Gale - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today as I came out of some changing rooms in a clothes shop I gave back all the stuff I'd tried on to a saleswoman. I then walk off make it about a couple of yards change my mind an decide to purchase one of the items I'd tried. When I get back the saleswoman was spraying the changing room I'd used with deodorant. FML


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On 01/12/2009 at 8:35pm - misc - by carla - France (Languedoc-Roussillon)

I tried to play with my Wii using the TV remote . FML


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On 01/04/2009 at 10:57pm - misc - by Rush Snake - Sent from mobile version

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