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sonnyrosa
  • Town/Country : Canada
  • Title : Miss
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  • Number of visits : 1152
  • Number of comments : 126
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 34 posted

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Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML

#2009053
707 comments

I agree, your life sucks (139382) - you deserved it (32526)

On 05/17/2009 at 8:33am - intimacy - by wtfdreams (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was at the doctor and I had to get a "finger stick" in the lab to get blood drawn. There was a 6 year old boy waiting to go next. He was terrified. His mother told him to "watch this brave girl go first." I panicked and began to hyperventilate. The boy fainted. FML

#1976392
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38388) - you deserved it (6781)

On 05/16/2009 at 11:20am - misc - by bosssssssss765432 - United States (New York)

Today, I ran for my school's elections for President. I thought I was popular enough to win. I lost, by 61 votes, my grade is only 62 people. I was the only one to vote for myself. FML

#1643209
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50458) - you deserved it (9047)

On 05/04/2009 at 8:43pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, my wife and I decided it would be funny to pull a prank on her family who we were going to see for dinner. I hid in the foyer while she went in and announced to her parents that she was leaving me. I watched as her mother hugged her daughter and cried "Finally..." FML

#1512268
89 comments

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On 05/01/2009 at 12:05am - misc - by goner - United States (New York)

Today, I bitched out my grandmother, who lives with my family, for being lazy and laying in bed until 6-7pm for the past month. When I was done, she told me she had been diagnosed with cancer and was depressed because of it. Nobody had bothered to tell me. FML

#755520
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21052) - you deserved it (70177)

On 04/01/2009 at 9:17pm - misc - by Casino (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. But I found another note on a can that said "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML

#503348
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On 03/21/2009 at 12:46am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I threw a rock in the air and watched it soar. And watched it come back down and hit me in the face. Gravity. FML

#1028
86 comments

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On 01/13/2009 at 10:01am - misc - by Gale - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, as I came out of some changing rooms in a clothes shop, I gave back all the stuff I'd tried on to a saleswoman. I then walk off, make it about a couple of yards, change my mind and decide to purchase one of the items I'd tried. When I get back, the saleswoman was spraying the changing room I'd used with deodorant. FML

#1015
22 comments

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On 01/12/2009 at 8:35pm - misc - by carla - France (Languedoc-Roussillon)

Today, I tried to play with my Wii using the TV remote. FML

#704
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4149) - you deserved it (17015)

On 01/04/2009 at 10:57pm - misc - by Rush Snake - Sent from mobile version



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