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by Barney / 06/18/2011 at 12:10pm / United States (Indiana) / Animals
Today, my husband told me that he can't find his passport. We're supposed to be leaving for Prague in two days. He's known about the trip for months. It was the anniversary vacation that was going to help our frayed relationship. Now my money is going to a hotel in Prague, but I'm not. FML
by stuckhome / 04/08/2011 at 7:07am / United Kingdom / Holidays
by carolinagirl / 04/04/2011 at 12:23pm / United States (South Carolina) / Love
Today, I accidentally dropped my engagement ring down a sewer. To my surprise, the sewer water was frozen and my ring sat on top. During my efforts to retrieve it, I had to watch as the ice slowly melted due to the warm day. The ring sank further and further until it was completely gone. FML
by CLH / 01/25/2011 at 1:08pm / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by sos / 01/16/2011 at 10:59pm / United States (Illinois) / Health
Today, I felt really depressed so I decided to go to McDonald's, get a sundae and cheer myself up. I got pulled over by the cops on the way, and was given a ticket for an expired registration. McDonald's was closed. FML
by Anonymous / 10/25/2010 at 10:43pm / United States / Transportation
by uselessdad / 09/07/2010 at 7:48pm / Singapore / Kids
Today, I was watching TV when a Toy Story 3 commercial came on. My Mom said, "Oh, I remember when I took you to see Toy Story. Now Andy's all grown up and so are you. The only difference is Andy is going to college and you're not." FML
by Chris / 08/11/2010 at 9:55pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, I finally convinced my son to use the potty. Later, he saw a show on TV about a toilet monster. Now he's too scared to even step foot into the bathroom. Here's to another few months of diaper changes. FML
by Anonymous / 06/01/2010 at 12:43pm / United States (New York) / Kids
by nick / 05/12/2010 at 5:49am / United Kingdom (London) / Health
by watersport / 03/10/2010 at 12:56pm / United States (Michigan) / Health
Today, I went to go see a specialist for my prostate and was told he would have to do an exam before I could leave. Having had this checked just the previous year, I was more than a little irritated. As I was bent over the table the Dr. said, "Now, just pretend I'm Angelina Jolie." FML
by artsmart1 / 03/05/2010 at 7:40pm / United States / Health
Today, I found out that I was not adopted and in fact my parents are my biological parents. How did I find out? Over dinner. How long have I been believing I was adopted? 22 years. Why did I start believing I was adopted? My siblings thought it would be a funny joke. My mom played along. FML
by Biological / 02/11/2010 at 7:22am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I sliced my finger open because my roommate's girlfriend put a broken ceramic plate in the recycling. I was putting some paper in the bin and all of a sudden, an inch and a half of my flesh is naked to the world. I don't have medical insurance, so I fixed it with superglue. FML
by Anonymous / 02/01/2010 at 12:00am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I overheard my daughter talking to her boyfriend over the phone about having sex. She said,… Today, I got a new cell phone number and sent a text to my wife. Playing around, I said, "Hey sexy… Today, I was talking on the phone with my crush. After an hour of talking she told me, "If you were…