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Today, I painted my daughter's bedroom. When I wasn't paying attention, the cat walked through the paint tray. There are now Barney purple paw prints all over the house. FML

#16728173
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24359) - you deserved it (8426)

On 06/18/2011 at 12:10pm - animals - by Barney - United States (Indiana)

Today, my husband told me that he can't find his passport. We're supposed to be leaving for Prague in two days. He's known about the trip for months. It was the anniversary vacation that was going to help our frayed relationship. Now my money is going to a hotel in Prague, but I'm not. FML

#15691728
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26363) - you deserved it (3811)

On 04/08/2011 at 7:07am - misc - by stuckhome (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that my mom and dad got a divorce. They didn't tell me, they just changed their relationship status on Facebook. FML

#15635122
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43066) - you deserved it (3157)

On 04/04/2011 at 12:23pm - love - by carolinagirl (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I accidentally dropped my engagement ring down a sewer. To my surprise, the sewer water was frozen and my ring sat on top. During my efforts to retrieve it, I had to watch as the ice slowly melted due to the warm day. The ring sank further and further until it was completely gone. FML

#14709576
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34585) - you deserved it (6046)

On 01/25/2011 at 1:08pm - misc - by CLH (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I found out that I can't pass a field sobriety test while sober. FML

#14606739
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22590) - you deserved it (4210)

On 01/16/2011 at 10:59pm - misc - by sos (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I received a call from child care. Apparently, my four year-old boy tried to start a mosh pit during naptime. FML

#14295570
297 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35244) - you deserved it (8719)

On 12/22/2010 at 6:43am - kids - by lerouxmaster -

Today, I felt really depressed so I decided to go to McDonald's, get a sundae and cheer myself up. I got pulled over by the cops on the way, and was given a ticket for an expired registration. McDonald's was closed. FML

#13596248
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24619) - you deserved it (11220)

On 10/25/2010 at 10:43pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I came home to my wife crying. She had mixed up our newborn twin girls and couldn't tell which was which. I looked at the girls. Neither could I. FML

#12953032
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52217) - you deserved it (7861)

On 09/07/2010 at 7:48pm - kids - by uselessdad - Singapore

Today, I was watching TV when a Toy Story 3 commercial came on. My Mom said, "Oh, I remember when I took you to see Toy Story. Now Andy's all grown up and so are you. The only difference is Andy is going to college and you're not." FML

#12463713
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16562) - you deserved it (41473)

On 08/11/2010 at 9:55pm - misc - by Chris (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I finally convinced my son to use the potty. Later, he saw a show on TV about a toilet monster. Now he's too scared to even step foot into the bathroom. Here's to another few months of diaper changes. FML

#10906568
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23609) - you deserved it (4007)

On 06/01/2010 at 12:43pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I decided to go on a diet to lose some weight before summer. This was followed by the arrival of a giant parcel full of candy from my mother. FML

#10481687
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22238) - you deserved it (5394)

On 05/12/2010 at 5:49am - health - by nick - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I woke up because I really had to pee. I got out of bed, went to the bathroom and went back to bed. Or so I thought. I did pee, but I only dreamed that I got out of bed. FML

#8972431
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28750) - you deserved it (3788)

On 03/10/2010 at 12:56pm - misc - by watersport (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went to go see a specialist for my prostate and was told he would have to do an exam before I could leave. Having had this checked just the previous year, I was more than a little irritated. As I was bent over the table the Dr. said, "Now, just pretend I'm Angelina Jolie." FML

#8851700
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23020) - you deserved it (2421)

On 03/05/2010 at 7:40pm - health - by artsmart1 - United States

Today, I found out that I was not adopted and in fact my parents are my biological parents. How did I find out? Over dinner. How long have I been believing I was adopted? 22 years. Why did I start believing I was adopted? My siblings thought it would be a funny joke. My mom played along. FML

#8124338
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43434) - you deserved it (3011)

On 02/11/2010 at 7:22am - misc - by Biological (man) - United States (California)

Today, I sliced my finger open because my roommate's girlfriend put a broken ceramic plate in the recycling. I was putting some paper in the bin and all of a sudden, an inch and a half of my flesh is naked to the world. I don't have medical insurance, so I fixed it with superglue. FML

#7766236
275 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27968) - you deserved it (8569)

On 02/01/2010 at 12:00am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)



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