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  • Birth Date : Monday 20 December 1993 (18 years)
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Today, I received a letter from the state saying my 14-year-old daughter is now legally recognized as a male. I have no idea what happened. FML

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On 01/10/2012 at 12:43pm - kids - by Anonymous - India

Today, my older brother burst into my bedroom at 4 am to show me photos of sushi. FML

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On 01/02/2012 at 8:18am - misc - by jku (man) - United States (Montana)

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Today, I got trapped in an elevator with a chicken. FML

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On 11/24/2011 at 5:35am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I was jogging around the neighborhood when I went past a bar. There were lots of drunk men outside telling me to come over so they could give me the night of my life. One of those men was my grandpa. FML

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On 11/23/2011 at 5:58pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, "Community" was pulled from its mid-season lineup, with plans to hopefully put it back on the schedule at some unknown time. It will probably be canceled. Meanwhile, "Whitney" is still on the air and doing fine. FML

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On 11/15/2011 at 5:50am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my mom tried to diagnose my sickness with advice she'd gotten from a dog magazine. FML

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On 09/27/2011 at 3:25pm - health - by fml - United States

Today, my school voted for a Pokémon theme for this year's homecoming. FML

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On 09/18/2011 at 5:16pm - misc - by ohgodwhy - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I bought a book by a #1 bestselling author, hoping it would distract me from having my manuscript rejected, as well as learn what made their book so successful. Now I realize I need to say stuff like, "I wish I had great boobs (hehe... boobs)" to get my works published. FML

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On 09/08/2011 at 2:03pm - misc - by WishIWasAWriter (woman) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, my friend and I went for a late night walk along the beach. We decided to sit down on a log. It was a dead seal. FML

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On 08/12/2011 at 3:44am - animals - by squishylog - United States (California)

Today, I asked the girl I like to send me 'yummy pictures.' I got a picture of cheesecake. FML

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On 07/22/2011 at 2:29am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my father spent half an hour trying to convert my cat to Christianity. He has already done this with my other two cats. He's completely serious and thinks they are born-again Christians. FML

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On 07/11/2011 at 10:15pm - animals - by CatOwner (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, while at the beach, I was mistaken for Snooki. FML

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On 07/07/2011 at 11:12am - misc - by Unknown - United States (Missouri)

Today, I tried to comfort my daughter who'd been crying non-stop for hours. She thinks Chuck Norris is coming to kill her, and I can't convince her otherwise. FML

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On 07/01/2011 at 1:42pm - kids - by parenting sucks - United States (New York)

Today, my family went out to dinner at a seafood restaurant. While we were eating our food, my grandma demanded to see the manager, and loudly complained that her fish was "too fishy". FML

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On 06/25/2011 at 4:39pm - misc - by Anonymous - Switzerland (Vaud)

Today, my friend sent me an online money transfer. After forgetting the password and locking myself out of my account, I had to phone up the bank and have it reset. I was prompted to answer the security question, which was "What, what?" I had to say "In the butt." to get my money. FML

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On 06/14/2011 at 1:57pm - money - by notinthebutt (woman) - United States (Minnesota)