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About someteenager : Hey there FML, not much to say really. I like anime and music, along with video games and drawing. Yup, I'm a huge nerd, and proud of it!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.
You’ve used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
Today, I was told that I don't meet the minimum requirements for a job I applied for. I currently hold the same job, at the same facility, but just wanted a day shift. Apparently I'm not qualified for the job I've had for 2 and a half years. FML
Today, I was trying sell a customer a top-of-the-line surround sound system. Apparently he was aware that I work on commission, as he threatened to buy the system elsewhere unless I sang Rebecca Black's "Friday" in front of the whole store. Goodbye, self-respect. FML
Friday 24 July 2015