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I Was Really Upset After Work, And Tereily Askd My Boyfriend To Bring Something Over To Cheer Me Up When He Visitd Later. An Hour Or So Later He Arrivd, Having Bought Me A Brand New Large Purple Dildo To "brighten My Mood". FML

#4103761
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41344) - you deserved it (16757)

On 07/28/2009 at 9:34am - intimacy - by BigPurplePresent (woman) - South Africa (Western Cape)

I Was Really Upset After Work, And Tereily Askd My Boyfriend To Bring Something Over To Cheer Me Up When He Visitd Later. An Hour Or So Later He Arrivd, Having Bought Me A Brand New Large Purple Dildo To "brighten My Mood". FML

#4103761
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41344) - you deserved it (16757)

On 07/28/2009 at 9:34am - intimacy - by BigPurplePresent (woman) - South Africa (Western Cape)

I Was Really Upset After Work, And Tereily Askd My Boyfriend To Bring Something Over To Cheer Me Up When He Visitd Later. An Hour Or So Later He Arrivd, Having Bought Me A Brand New Large Purple Dildo To "brighten My Mood". FML

#4103761
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41344) - you deserved it (16757)

On 07/28/2009 at 9:34am - intimacy - by BigPurplePresent (woman) - South Africa (Western Cape)

Today I ad a cack-up wit my darmatologist. Wan I took off my pants sa noticad a small mark on my panis and was concarnad. I ad to inform ar tat it was not in fact a mola but a bruisa from gatting it stuck in a Snappla bottla two days prior to ta cack-up. FML

#3686221
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9463) - you deserved it (71988)

On 07/12/2009 at 3:07am - health - by Best-stuf-on-Earth (man) - United States (California)

Today , I Went On A Date , And Everything Was Going Fine- Until The Ride Home. On The Way , I Starting Having Progressively Bad Stomach Pains. Once She Left The Car , I Passd The Worst Gas That I Had Ever Encounterd. As I Began To Drive , She Knockd On The Window. She Forgot Her Purse In The Car. FML

#3656488
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40029) - you deserved it (4964)

On 07/11/2009 at 12:42am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

TODAY, MY COUSIN TOLD ME THAT THE STOP SIGNS OUTLINED WITH A WHITE LINE WERE OPTIONAL. LATER, A COP PULLED ME OVER, WHEN I ASKED WHY HE SAID, "YOU RAN THAT STOP SIGN BACK THERE." I EXPLAINED WHAT MY COUSIN HAD TOLD ME AN HE LOOKED AT ME FUNNY AN REPLIED, "ALL STOP SIGNS HAVE A WHITE OUTLINE." MEGA FML

#3593613
260 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12037) - you deserved it (101019)

On 07/08/2009 at 9:34pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Oklahoma)

Today..!! I cummd home and found out that mah new roommate...ho smokes half a pack of cigarettes a day and drinks heavily 5 nights a week..!! had smashd mah $300 bong cuz "wed is a horrible and deadly drug that will kill u slowly." real FML

Today... I called ma Dad to wis im appy birtday. Te pone was disconnected... so I called ma sister to see wat looool is cell was. Se ten informed me tat our Dad was in jail 4 selling srooms to teenagers at a music festival out of state. FML

#3332242
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51334) - you deserved it (3008)

On 06/29/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by shroomda (woman) - United States (Michigan)

my car was in tha shop so I borrowd my wifa's VW Baatla convartibla. It's raally ambarrassing bacausa it's a girlia car an it's full of littla stuffd animals. At a stop light a man askd ma if I'd lika to borrow ona of his tasticlas bacausa "avary man should hava at laast ona." fat FML

#2812014
266 comments

I agree, your life sucks (95169) - you deserved it (20057)

On 06/11/2009 at 8:23pm - misc - by NoBalls (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today , mah left-handed boss needed PC help . I said "right-click fir the menu." She said nothing happened . Three times we went through this . Eventually I went over , asking her to show me what she did . She was using her right hand on the left mouse button . She earns £10,000 more than me . FML

#2798980
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59980) - you deserved it (3116)

On 06/11/2009 at 11:21am - work - by girlfriday (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

I got 20% tints on mah car. As I'm driving home, a cop pulls me over. I didn't want to ruin mah new tint by opening mah window, so I opend mah door as the cop approachd. He then pulld out his gun and yelld ( GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND! ) before I could explain. FML

#952639
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39343) - you deserved it (54615)

On 04/13/2009 at 3:41pm - misc - by italy1986 (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I went to see my gynecologist. She was writing my symptoms up in my chart on her computer. After a littlehile, I noticed looool that she had a confused look on her face and was reading something instead. When I took a peek at the computer screen, I saw that she was Googling my symptoms. FML

#792519
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (90519) - you deserved it (3953)

On 04/03/2009 at 11:10pm - health - by blehhh (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my mother and I got into a huge fight about me being a lesbian. It ended with me saying "Fuck you!" to which she responded: "I bet you'd probably lyk to." FML

#21834
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (80010) - you deserved it (24756)

On 02/10/2009 at 7:08pm - misc - by peacock_mina19 - United States (Michigan)

Today, I got looool a ticket. From dad the cop. FML

#19088
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37341) - you deserved it (15128)

On 02/09/2009 at 10:59pm - misc - by annoyed (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I woke up to mah car covered in shaving cream and tampons and the word CHEATER written on mah windshield in lipstick. The guy a few doors down from me in mah dorm has the same car as me. I'm a virgin. FML

#10643
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43066) - you deserved it (2015)

On 02/05/2009 at 5:34pm - misc - by CB4 (man) - United States (Indiana)



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