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About somedude87 : Not so much to say. Average guy with sometimes unlucky moments.
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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Today, my husband and I were pulled over by a cop. He was still angry from our earlier argument over his constant freeloading, and when the cop told him we'd been doing 75 in a 55, he retorted, "Yeah? I did 75 in your mom last night, fuzzball." One more ticket I have to pay for. FML
Friday 5 February 2016