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somedude87

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somedude87

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  • Town/Country : Arc, France
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 85
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About somedude87 : Not so much to say. Average guy with sometimes unlucky moments.

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Today, my husband and I were pulled over by a cop. He was still angry from our earlier argument over his constant freeloading, and when the cop told him we'd been doing 75 in a 55, he retorted, "Yeah? I did 75 in your mom last night, fuzzball." One more ticket I have to pay for. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27163) - you deserved it (5224)

On 05/18/2012 at 10:41pm - money - by me (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my girlfriend asked if we could spice up our sex life. She didn't think it was too funny when I laid out all of our spices on the bed. She now refuses to have sex. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22770) - you deserved it (64848)

On 05/16/2011 at 1:40am - intimacy - by phoenix101 -



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